I feel extremely pissed off

Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.

I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Am considering taking a bath with a few candles.

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:O :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Am considering taking a bath with a few candles.

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:O :w00t:

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Tea lights. To light up the bathroom green dad:ermm:

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Originally Posted by j2k4

You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...:huh:

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:O

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Oh, yeah.

Don't forget to lubricate. :)

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.

I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev

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Okay.

Please ignore the bit about lube.

Best of luck with your bath, hon. :)

My bath has powerjets in it:naughty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

My bath has powerjets in it:naughty:

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Well, you could've been enjoying that all along, then...does it have vegetables, too? :huh:

tomatoes?

I'm allowed to be moody 2 days a month. Yesterday and today.

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

tomatoes?

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:no: