Early Xmas Prezzie

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I was wondering why you were posting in the soir.

It all makes sence now.

Just provide a link to the webcams you use to make sure she doesn't slack off when you are out.

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Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

She can't shit without me knowing about it.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I keep telling teh miss to get one so i don't have to pissabout converting stolen films to dvd. Will she listen? :noes:

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Her not being forward thinking is, in this case, a good thing. Now her xmas pressie off you is sorted and for the bargain price of twenty squids and you won't have to piss about with converting .avis any more.

Everyone's a winnar :smilie4:

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No, I already bought her a birthday present this year, she'll be expecting presents all the time if she gets two in one year.

(Also, I wurk for the government, as you know, and they don't pay very well so I don't have 20 spond to buy one anyway)

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I was wondering why you were posting in the soir.

It all makes sence now.

Just provide a link to the webcams you use to make sure she doesn't slack off when you are out.

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Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

She can't shit without me knowing about it.

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biffin's bridge, lol

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I was wondering why you were posting in the soir.

It all makes sence now.

Just provide a link to the webcams you use to make sure she doesn't slack off when you are out.

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Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

She can't shit without me knowing about it.

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:sick: :earl:

When you say chipped it, what exactly were you attempting at the time.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

Her not being forward thinking is, in this case, a good thing. Now her xmas pressie off you is sorted and for the bargain price of twenty squids and you won't have to piss about with converting .avis any more.

Everyone's a winnar :smilie4:

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No, I already bought her a birthday present this year, she'll be expecting presents all the time if she gets two in one year.

(Also, I wurk for the government, as you know, and they don't pay very well so I don't have 20 spond to buy one anyway)

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Foiled again by the government :dry:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

She can't shit without me knowing about it.

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:sick: :earl:

When you say chipped it, what exactly were you attempting at the time.

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I was trying to rifle in a cheeky one from outside of the box - but I attempted too much swerve and, inadvertantly, ended up chipping it in at the back stick.