''Paranoia is total awareness''
John Cusack's hat...
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''Paranoia is total awareness''
John Cusack's hat...
"I'm not popular enough to be different".
Homer Simpson
There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also-fuck-assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!!
- Drunk Guy from Team America World Police
Scattered showers ?!?" — Noah
"Be careful with those arrows, you'll have someone's eye out" - King Harold.
"Born in a hotel room--and God damn it--died in a hotel room."
Eugene O'Neill
"You know that look women get when they want to have sex?
Me neither."
Steve Martin
I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine
-Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby)
"Life goes on, even for those of us who are divorced, broke, and sloppy." ~Walter Matthau (grumpy old men)
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