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Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 02:24
There's only one thing I'd disagree with. I think Mary was a f*cking idiot (maybe blond?)
I think that (and 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie puts it the best) Joseph's neighbor knocked on the door while Joe was out herding sheep, and said to Mary, "I am God, f*ck me."
I think Mary did the whole "droppin' the jaw" thing, and f*cked him silly. Then I think Mary found Joe, told him, and Joe (who had been out herding sheep too long) was also a nincompoop, and believed the story also.
Also, I can easily explain the whole virgin thing. Back then, everyone ran around on horses. I think that Joe's neighbor must have been riding on horses so long his dick became tiny. I think that although he did have sexual relations with THAT woman, nothing happened to her precious virginity.
Now, shall we begin the flaming?
Have you met "Sally" yet,