How do you express your love for some one?

Okay but just so we're clear. Not sure I explained it coherently just now.
It's anal sex for a while (maybe 10-15 mins - I duno, maybe longer, 'til he is on the brink anyhow), then you whip his cawk from out of your arse and fellate him to orgasm.

Then, by all means, try to kiss him lolz. Please to be reporting back his immediate reaction.

Schadenfreude, ftw

Ohhhhhh! That kind of atm! Well, there's only so many times a girl can do that before it gets....well.....a bit samey. Don't you find? Then you're onto stuff like group sex and 3 cocks up your arse. If I got into all that shenanigans he'd never get his sausage egg and chips on the table of an evening and then he wouldn't be a happy bunny.

Sexual adventures are all well and good but we all know what's important in life. A good night's sleep and a pair of clean knickers every other week. You know it's true.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Sexual adventures are all well and good but we all know what's important in life. A good night's sleep and a pair of clean knickers every other week. You know it's true.

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If you had added "and a bath once a month whether you need it or not" I'd have given you my blessing as well. :O

give him a bj?

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Originally Posted by frottage

If you had added "and a bath once a month whether you need it or not" I'd have given you my blessing as well. :O

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Once a month!! Do you think I'm made of money?:dry:

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Originally Posted by bunny67

give him a bj?

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That's not how you make him love you! That's how you distract him from watching MOTD. Or not, depending on how much he likes football :huh:.

To be fair though men often confuse lust and love so maybe you're right.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Ohhhhhh! That kind of atm! Well, there's only so many times a girl can do that before it gets....well.....a bit samey. Don't you find? Then you're onto stuff like group sex and 3 cocks up your arse. If I got into all that shenanigans he'd never get his sausage egg and chips on the table of an evening and then he wouldn't be a happy bunny.

Sexual adventures are all well and good but we all know what's important in life. A good night's sleep and a pair of clean knickers every other week. You know it's true.

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:lol:

I thought that maybe my initial explanation was a bit flaky. Atm is nasty - I've never had the dubious honour and I think I'd feel a bit queasy if any girl I was with did that.

Quite agree too about prioritising the important things in life. A woman would never be able to keep a man if sexual capers interfered with getting the tea on.

Why do women watch porn?

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To see if they get married in the end.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

:ermm: oh that's what that is.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Lolz, the old ones are the best :happy:

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I didn't know either :sick:

My mind went directly to crisp £20 notes FTW :01:

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I thought that maybe my initial explanation was a bit flaky. Atm is nasty - I've never had the dubious honour and I think I'd feel a bit queasy if any girl I was with did that.

Quite agree too about prioritising the important things in life. A woman would never be able to keep a man if sexual capers interfered with getting the tea on.

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You're cruising for a bruising......men aren't allowed to say that :D.

Nah, I've never done it either. Although, from a hygiene point of view I once heard that your average chopping board has more germs than a toilet seat. Although they're probably not the type that make you eject your bowels from your anus.