The Brit Awards

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or possibly just buy some shoes she can stand in? Maybe when you get up that high the wind speeds kind of destabilise you.

You can have Mika after me :P. I'm not sure what it is about him....usually I go for rougher types but then life throws up someone like him or Justin Hawkins and I go weak at the knees. Pretty and talented :inlove:.

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Cool ok! By the time you get to my age you don't mind sloppy seconds.

Either way it's a winning situation! He won't be able to tell which of us gave him the clap. You cover my back etc.....

I thought Mika was really supposed to be a massive gay, like :unsure:

If we get him pissed enough he won't be able to tell a back bottom from a front one.

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

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I just looked up the lyrics to 'Love today' and realised he doesn't sing 'suck suck me'

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Originally Posted by chalice

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

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I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

I've just looked up the lyrics to that song and I'm a little bit disturbed!

Scraggy old crow is Kylie.