official horiday fred

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

you're gosh darn right i am :smilie4: ....boxers to be more precise and a vest too as its a bit cold :ermm:

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That's the trouble with nude living. That and your breasts jiggle about when you're hoovering/making the bed and it gets quite uncomfortable :ermm:

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and of course the chaffing

I'm feeling pish btw. That plane home from Spain was a fecking modern day 14th century plague ship - people wheezing, hacking, coughing and sneezing for the whole journey. I'm contaminated and have a crappy cough now.

:( I'm off to bed for an early night.

Aw, I'm a sucker for a cripple. Get well soon :console:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Aw, I'm a sucker for a cripple. Get well soon :console:.

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Ta muchly :happy:

I'd offer to mop your brow, but not with that temperature :naughty:.

it is the last day of my holiday today, as a gift i have been given a selection of ciders. i do not even like cider but i plan to drink them all from now until its time to go to work tomorrow (there is an awful lot of it) to show my distaste of working there.

Good luck with the apple flood.

it tastes like fail, they better not all taste like this :no: they've all got stupid names too like farmers cock :dabs:

http://asp.kandles.co.uk/acatalog/sw_cockerel.jpeg

I suggest that if you wish to find a picture like this you search for cockerel and not cock.