Have You Ever Asked Your OH To...

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Originally Posted by Skizo

A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

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Unless you leave it in a pint glass of water and the rubber perishes :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

:lol: :earl:

Same scenario just happened.

Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died :lol:

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:lol:

Mine is such a n00b he asked me how to use the printer yesterday :shifty:. On the other hand he could be a computer genius and trying to lull me into a false sense of security :fear:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Skizo

A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

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Unless you leave it in a pint glass of water and the rubber perishes :ermm:

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Couldn't you just ask your OH not to drink your bedside glass of water :dabs:

Or put his willy in it :pinch:

Some years ago a girlfriend wanted to stick her finger up my butt,then proceeded to opine at length that I was afraid I might be gay cause I would not let her, would bring it up
whenever we got nude which led to me not wanting to be nude with her which of course led to the end of the relationship.

Imo once you've done or suggested doing something your partner doesn't feel entirely comfortable with, any eroticism it might have inspired completely disappears. Anyone who thinks cajoling is the way forward doesn't care about you enough to deserve you and is clearly a queynt.