Letters Of Complaint.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Dear Kev,

epistolise your posts in this thread or get the fuck outta Dodge.

Faithfully,

Chalice.

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Working on that, even inclined to, but having a good day nonetheless.

I'll try to turn things around, for purposes hereabout. :whistling

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Originally Posted by chalice

Dear old woman who invariably sits beside me on the train in the morning,

you smell of piss and cat and peppermint and hairspray and Channel 5.

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/fixed. :shifty:

Skiz and the castrated Jew mod have gone mental and not in a funny way, like...


-bd :ermm:

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by Skizo

It isn't a typo if that's what you're insinuating. :snooty:

Shite.... it's pronounced like.... shiite but without the long "E". :unsure:

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Dear Skizo,

shite is pronounced as shight. So as to rhyme with light or blight or hermaphrodite.

C.

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I'm what you people would refer to as "pissed up" I belivee, but our pronunciation is the exact same; no need for correction.

I'm listening to SRV's - Tin Pan Alley tho right now and could not possibly absorb any criticism at the moment, no matter ow relevant.

Dearest Kev,


To kickstart things off, you're an orsum guy, used to be a great mod (though I can't recall many operations led by you.. :huh:). I've always admired your writing skills and vast vocabulary, and have usually been intrigued by many of your posts, sitting and reading them time after time.


Enough with the bawl-licking and down to business -

For fucks sake, sometimes a man wants to read a post simply for the point of it, without the flowery words and letterage you may use to seem like an educated cawk who thinks his Engerlish is better than others.

What with trying to talk to the likes of Bawa in the DR about shite he'll never agree on, I think posts like "STFU cunt, you're wrong and here are the reasons - 1,2,3" are way better than posts that start with 12 letter words and run along half my page.
It tires my poor eyes and I get pissed trying to understand the combination of the words together.. Use simple forum Engerlish or GTFO.


Sincerely and most humbly,
Rafi



(P.S - If you took any of that complaint letter seriously, I'd think you must be going soft. :lol: First paragraph still says what I think though.. :) ).

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Originally Posted by benchez

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Originally Posted by chalice

Dear old woman who invariably sits beside me on the train in the morning,

you smell of piss and cat and peppermint and hairspray and Channel 5.

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/fixed. :shifty:

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Dear hottest of all shots on the internets,

I'm afraid you've lost me there.

I await feverishly your further correspondence in this matter.

Warmest wishes,

Chalice (OfWeeWee).

This burd at school wore a Chanel no.05 T-Shirt once and thought she was hawt.
My mate went up to her and asked why she was wearing a Channel 5 T-Shirt.

I loled. Your post reminded me so I edited it to make myself lol again. :happy:

Fair enough.

I didn't even notice the fix tbh.

You're just getting too subtle these days, you sly fox you.

Subtle enough for her never to wear it again because of the public shaming. :happy: