How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

Thankfully this weighty topic has already been covered:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1045359AAZgBUD

Folding is icky.....if you scrunch you can wipe and dispose in one easy movement, rather than sit there having to look at it ffs.

i thought you were dead! :o

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i thought you were dead! :o

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You didn't bury me deep enough :eyebrows:

i had to keep your arse sticking out the ground to...... :eyebrows:

Thank goodness it was a racing bike and not a BMX :pinch:

but i was talking about my cock? :unsure:

where the fuck have you been!?

I thought it was the inner tube poking through :unsure:

If you want the honest truth, I've been in an isolated Buddhist Tibetan nunnery trying to get over my unrequited love for you. No-one has ever buried me so deeply and so tenderly...not like you. But with the help of the nuns, a guitar, and a James Blunt songbook I managed to turn my life around.

Watchoo bin up to then?

furious masturbation.

and guitar hero.

Have you been eating properly and washing behind your ears?