Bitspyder

The user CP was broken due to the vBulletin upgrade that took place today. Apparently, the same happened to PMs.

Invite Sent bro.

Idol - omg, that card trick is cool. I'm off to grab a deck of cards from the junk drawer and test it out on the wife!! LOL. You have inspired me! (thats a good thing). :)

Glitterstep is a saint!! :)

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Originally Posted by Chief_Garbonzo

Idol - omg, that card trick is cool. I'm off to grab a deck of cards from the junk drawer and test it out on the wife!! LOL. You have inspired me! (thats a good thing). :)

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Yes but then again I'm reasonably sure that you find similar fascination in trying to figure out why if you chew a light bulb it hurts.

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Originally Posted by Glitterstep

Invite Sent bro.

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Most sincere thanks, Glitterstep! Account is all set up. :happy:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Yes but then again I'm reasonably sure that you find similar fascination in trying to figure out why if you chew a light bulb it hurts.

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Heheh, well, the Chief is careful about putting taboo things in his mouth. Wise legend has it that it's proper to "test it before you ingest it". The Chief lives on these types of legends. So I know that was off-topic, but now it's time for something really off-topic. Idol did you know that back in medieval times, one of the methods of torture was that they would tie a string to the end of a goldfish, make you swallow it, then they'd pull it back up with the string swiftly. The goldfish's scales slice up the throat and esophagus as it's pulled back up, causing the victim to bleed to death.

The Chief gives his dearest apologies for going off track here.. sometimes I just can't help it. :geptard:

Chief really shouldn't talk in third person.

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Originally Posted by Chief_Garbonzo

Idol did you know that back in medieval times, one of the methods of torture was that they would tie a string to the end of a goldfish, make you swallow it, then they'd pull it back up with the string swiftly. The goldfish's scales slice up the throat and esophagus as it's pulled back up, causing the victim to bleed to death.

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Gruesome.

I didn't know that, though. Who says request threads can't be an educational experience... although it's an e-learning tracker request.

In the end, MBM received what he was after, and we all leave a little wiser. :)

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Originally Posted by anon-sbi

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Originally Posted by Chief_Garbonzo

Idol did you know that back in medieval times, one of the methods of torture was that they would tie a string to the end of a goldfish, make you swallow it, then they'd pull it back up with the string swiftly. The goldfish's scales slice up the throat and esophagus as it's pulled back up, causing the victim to bleed to death.

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Gruesome.

I didn't know that, though. Who says request threads can't be an educational experience... although it's an e-learning tracker request.

In the end, MBM received what he was after, and we all leave a little wiser. :)

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He's making that all up btw as I'm pretty sure there were no pet stores in which to buy goldfish from in the Middle Ages.

Also http://www.medievality.com/saw.html

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Originally Posted by Chief_Garbonzo

Idol did you know that back in medieval times, one of the methods of torture was that they would tie a string to the end of a goldfish, make you swallow it, then they'd pull it back up with the string swiftly. The goldfish's scales slice up the throat and esophagus as it's pulled back up, causing the victim to bleed to death.

The Chief gives his dearest apologies for going off track here.. sometimes I just can't help it. :geptard:

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Was that medieval times, or freshman year hazing?

Also, there is no such thing as off-topic in my threads. Especially from my friends.


@Hologram: Just feel fortunate Chief is not speaking in tongues.