Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

Its all in your hand:lol:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

By 53, you say? Why did you pick that number?

However, you would better your chances, if you would venture outside of your house. Just saying.

Try meeting someone. Hang out, and get to know her. Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force), asking her under special circumstances (such as a dinner date where you plan to go with each other only, you are both dressed up, and both have expectations) will be the appropriate time to ask if she would like to have a little Oleg in her.

Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.

Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.

/serious post

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wrong fukkin answer

1. get rich
2. ???
3. PROFIT

FFS! Most women are slappers, tell a few of them you want to fuck them, and you'll get a couple of bites.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

FFS! Most women are slappers, tell a few of them you want to fuck them, and you'll get a couple of bites.

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LOL - well the only slapping will be around leg's chops if he takes that tack.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

LOL - well the only slapping will be around leg's chops if he takes that tack.

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I did say he'd get a couple of bites :shifty:

Bestiality and being a virgin? I don't think OlegL is that fucked and will still pick the former ;).

Sure does feel good losing your virginity at fourteen. 8]

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Originally Posted by Xizie

Sure does feel good losing your virginity at fourteen. 8]

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Is that what your daughter told you?

Sure does feel good taking a fourteen year old's virginity >8|

Please feel free to increase your usage of retarded internet symbols since truth be told I'm tiring of regular old English.