gay pride

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

beer 2 now :smilie4:

interwebs, i will see you after 48 reasonably homosexual hours.

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You stay away from the poofs, mate. Don't let them ram it down your throat.

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They could have converted him by now... he's been missing an awfully long time...

If he comes back, watches this, & likes it....Then he's been converted. (yeah, I watched Family Guy tonight)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

...yup. At the moment every spare surface of my kitchen is covered in dirty dishes, and all my clothing and underwear is strewn about my bedroom as though you'd been in there. Plus I haven't cleaned the shower in weeks. I've never been happier :smilie4:

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Thought you had gone all changing houses, DIY madness n' stuff?

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I did, I bought a place, but then I underwent a late youth crisis. I estimate I'm approaching the midway mark now.

Plaice, it's spelt plaice.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Thought you had gone all changing houses, DIY madness n' stuff?

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I did, I bought a place, but then I underwent a late youth crisis. I estimate I'm approaching the midway mark now.

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The midway mark? I'm still having them :ermm:

My weekend was much like a ghey parade. 'cept not.

I went to a wedding.

It was non-religious, at a courthouse. I wore a tie. The judge or whatevs asked for witnesses and I was all like 'present'.

It took about five minutes and the other witness missed most of it cos my wee nephew tried to run away while his parents were getting hitched. Watching the chase was my favourite part.


Then there was a party at a house reserved especially for weddings and the like belonging to the housing wotsit where my brother lives. I had a bit of a headache, so the mother of the bride gave me some pills. And then I had some wine. Then I got really high and ate about half my weight in finger foods and wedding cake. Then a couple of drunk gheyers, or bikers, I can't really tell the difference, living in apartments on top of the house descended to crash the party whilst pictures were being taken. Some pretty brilliant pictures got taken. Then we assembled some garden furniture the happy couple got for a wedding present. Then we had some crisps or something. Actually, I think this was about four hours later but I'm not sure where the time went, like, and then I went home. Also, I'm buying an iphone off the bride's brother.

I also gave away my tie, cos it had gotten fuzzy.

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Originally Posted by Snee

My weekend was much like a ghey parade. 'cept not.

I went to a wedding.

It was non-religious, at a courthouse. I wore a tie. The judge or whatevs asked for witnesses and I was all like 'present'.

It took about five minutes and the other witness missed most of it cos my wee nephew tried to run away while his parents were getting hitched. Watching the chase was my favourite part.


Then there was a party at a house reserved especially for weddings and the like belonging to the housing wotsit where my brother lives. I had a bit of a headache, so the mother of the bride gave me some pills. And then I had some wine. Then I got really high and ate about half my weight in finger foods and wedding cake. Then a couple of drunk gheyers, or bikers, I can't really tell the difference, living in apartments on top of the house descended to crash the party whilst pictures were being taken. Some pretty brilliant pictures got taken. Then we assembled some garden furniture the happy couple got for a wedding present. Then we had some crisps or something. Actually, I think this was about four hours later but I'm not sure where the time went, like, and then I went home. Also, I'm buying an iphone off the bride's brother.

I also gave away my tie, cos it had gotten fuzzy.

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I knew the Ikea thing was a Swedish religious wotsit or something else.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Plaice, it's spelt plaice.

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Are you taking the mickey? Because if you are I'm going to have to get impotently rageful, throw my weight around and start calling you a spastic whether it's appropriate or not. You've been warned.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

The midway mark? I'm still having them :ermm:

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It's the massive emotional conflagrations that make it all worthwhile :sad1:

gay pride >*

I've been imagining something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvlkL3XVzE
Although I imagine Mouldy fought a lot harder.....