tTC Recruitment, the other one

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Originally Posted by qnene

i can give you 100$ if you let me in :)!

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Smooth, Macky.

:))

may i join plz? i have more than 400 friends on facebook so i would consider myself a fairly outgoing and popular guy. i could bring many friends over to tTC!!

You know, mjmacky actually dropped an invite my way yesterday. The forums are amazing - you get to speak with thinkers of the size of Oleg and merwais about topics like "I can't get laid", "10 reasons to join TorrentD@y" and the always-popular "rate that ass", which has 10% more ass than anywhere else.

I rate it 10/10 - base score 5, 1 point for the people who are in, 3 points for the ass thread, and 1 point because it's on 1080p. Those missing on tTC are doing just that.

Welcome our newest member, scrappen!

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Originally Posted by scrappen

I have an iPhone because I'm cool! It's a known fact that deep down, everybody wants one. Those who badmouths it aswell as other Apple products are people who can't afford them and they are just jealous of people like me!

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Edit: Probational membership only, it's possible he's posing as a tool to infiltrate our 1337 organization

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Originally Posted by anon

You know, mjmacky actually dropped an invite my way yesterday. The forums are amazing - you get to speak with thinkers of the size of Oleg and merwais about topics like "I can't get laid", "10 reasons to join TorrentD@y" and the always-popular "rate that ass", which has 10% more ass than anywhere else.

I rate it 10/10 - base score 5, 1 point for the people who are in, 3 points for the ass thread, and 1 point because it's on 1080p. Those missing on tTC are doing just that.

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In a week you'll get access to a special section, where we have even better threads, like "How great is negative pre?! I mean seriously we've got better pre than everyone else and it makes me want to CUM", as well as "fuck my parents are taking too long to die, wherez my moneyzzz?"

Just a suggestion for new, probationary members... keep them limited to the "welcome new members" thread. That way, the true TOOLS will surface (some may never want to leave that thread, though), and the "best of the best" will make their efforts known.

BTW, welcome newest member, scrappen!!! :fst::fst::fst:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Edit: Probational membership only, it's possible he's posing as a tool to infiltrate our 1337 organization

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Nobody told me you had to spit on Apple to increase your chances of getting in. And I could have made my application even better... :(

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In a week you'll get access to a special section, where we have even better threads, like "How great is negative pre?! I mean seriously we've got better pre than everyone else and it makes me want to CUM", as well as "fuck my parents are taking too long to die, wherez my moneyzzz?"

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Sorry, mate, but yours truly regards negative pres with indifference.

No, for real.

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Originally Posted by anon

Nobody told me you had to spit on Apple to increase your chances of getting in. And I could have made my application even better... :(

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We don't spit on Apple at tTC, in fact all members are required to have one. I didn't like Apple until they invited me to tTC, then they used my bank account to buy me an iPhone. I love it now, I look at people that don't use iPhones and I want to spit on THEM. Android? isn't that linux, what a bunch of nerds, enjoy your wedgies and swirlies NERDS! All staff @ tTC are using iPhone 5, and some members have converted iPad2 to a phone so that they can ball them out.

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Originally Posted by anon

Sorry, mate, but yours truly regards negative pres with indifference.

No, for real.

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Reverse uploading, that guy is so 1337, he's playing with time-space dimension and shit. I hope he knows me.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Just a suggestion for new, probationary members... keep them limited to the "welcome new members" thread. That way, the true TOOLS will surface (some may never want to leave that thread, though), and the "best of the best" will make their efforts known.

BTW, welcome newest member, scrappen!!! :fst::fst::fst:

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All probationary members have to prove that they know people, and that people know them in the "Hi, this is a list of people that I know and know me" thread

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

We don't spit on Apple at tTC, in fact all members are required to have one. I didn't like Apple until they invited me to tTC, then they used my bank account to buy me an iPhone. I love it now, I look at people that don't use iPhones and I want to spit on THEM. Android? isn't that linux, what a bunch of nerds, enjoy your wedgies and swirlies NERDS! All staff @ tTC are using iPhone 5, and some members have converted iPad2 to a phone so that they can ball them out.

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I only have a Chinese replica of the iPhone I use as a watch. Do I qualify for probationary membership?

There should be a FAQ about this, you know.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

We don't spit on Apple at tTC, in fact all members are required to have one. I didn't like Apple until they invited me to tTC, then they used my bank account to buy me an iPhone. I love it now, I look at people that don't use iPhones and I want to spit on THEM. Android? isn't that linux, what a bunch of nerds, enjoy your wedgies and swirlies NERDS! All staff @ tTC are using iPhone 5, and some members have converted iPad2 to a phone so that they can ball them out.

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I only have a Chinese replica of the iPhone I use as a watch. Do I qualify for probationary membership?

There should be a FAQ about this, you know.

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We're just waiting on your bank's routing and account numbers, we'll buy an iPhone for you, you don't have to worry about that. It'll look like the money came out twice, it's a common glitch, don't pay attention to that.