I drew that conclusion the first time Idol talked about Carrie and his particular distaste for Travolta.
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I drew that conclusion the first time Idol talked about Carrie and his particular distaste for Travolta.
Funny, I heard he was a volunteer at some kind of fudge packing factory where Travolta also works. :idunno:
Speaking of "fitting in just fine", you do realize that was me you caught walking out of your moms bedroom the other day. Right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
"Fit in JUST FINE?!!!" :yikes: Good facking Gawd, just how HUGE are you?!!! I've read statistics, and I've made women "feel it", so I know I'm WELL above average in size, however, I was in his mom early last week, and it was like Clark Kent could run in there, draw the "curtains", change into Superman, and never so much as get his feet wet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'Speaking of "fitting in just fine", you do realize that was me you caught walking out of your moms bedroom the other day. Right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
She was sooo looooose that I turned on music- not to "get in the mood", but because I wanted to hear 2-channel turned into surround sound without the normal filtering. Let me tell you, it was like Kid Rock was singing right there in the cave with me. I won't go on, because it reveals too many secrets, but I know where Batman hides the Batmobile, Batcopter, Batboat, Batearthmoving machinery, and keeps his summer residence.
Honestly, I didn't want to be rude, so I just jerked off on one of those things hanging down from the ceiling (can't remember if it was a stalagmite, or a stalagmite) , and let myself out. By the time I found my way to light, it was 3 days later, and search parties had been formed, and were suiting up to come in after me.
Needless to say, I solute you, SIR. Your penis doesn't happen to be one of the monument tourist attractions in New York, does it? :O
Oh no, I'm with you. I couldn't feel anything as well when I slipped my cock in her. I was talking about my head. I have more trouble squeezing my head into my old baseball helmet than I did into Xizies mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme"Fit in JUST FINE?!!!" :yikes: Good facking Gawd, just how HUGE are you?!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Hey since you were in there after me (judging from the state of her living room, which hadn't been cleaned in years, I don't expect she bothered to "hose the BIG, pink tarp down" after I left), any chance you found my backpack? It has some of my books in it from school, and I need those before class starts again. For obvious reasons I didn't want to spend 3 hours trying to sober her up before leaving. Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'Oh no, I'm with you. I couldn't feel anything as well when I slipped my cock in her. I was talking about my head. I have more trouble squeezing my head into my old baseball helmet than I did into Xizies mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
BTW, if you found more than one (I found a dry-docked boat, so could be anything, right?) -mine was the older style full-framed one stands up and is roughly 4-foot tall.
I haven't lived with my mother since I was sixteen but I did notice someone coming out my wife's room. I'll ask her about it when she comes home from work tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'Speaking of "fitting in just fine", you do realize that was me you caught walking out of your moms bedroom the other day. Right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
Given that up until this point you've come across as a 14 year old and not even a very mature one ,yes I'm totally buying that.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by XizieI haven't lived with my mother since I was sixteen but I did notice someone coming out my wife's room. I'll ask her about it when she comes home from work tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
I think you are both on the same page. He married his mother before he turned 16. Therefore, he was no longer living with his mother. He even verified seeing Funkin' come out of her room. One and the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Given that up until this point you've come across as a 14 year old and not even a very mature one ,yes I'm totally buying that.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
You just failed to factor in "Southern State" into his comment.
Not at your Mom's place .Considering that we've all slept with her that would be sort of awkward.