Unethical fuckwits...

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

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Originally Posted by manker

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

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I thought yours was much better than Chav's :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

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I thought yours was much better than Chav's :happy:

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You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

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I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

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I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.

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Why would Squeamous be interested?

I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.

EDIT: Or more succinctly she'll have much more fun insinuating sexual stuff with caulk than I could.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.

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You mentioned perversions specifically whilst alluding to her. I haven't read her manifest any perversions per se.

Don't you think you owe the girl an apology or twenty?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Yeah, OK if you think, Sorry Squeamous.

I've just received some bad news, so I'm away for a bit.
Have fun everyone.
xx

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Can we just be clear on what you're apologising for?

Is it just for the above or everything?

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Originally Posted by chavis

You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

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Just because I want to ride his face over the Mason-Dixon line doesn't mean I fancy him. You take that back now!

Anyway, I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the more I like a fella the more likely I am to take the piss at any opportunity. His was just genuinely cleverer than yours x