Bring cayke, or fuck the fuck off

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

I've moved along to The Wedding Present now, so the testosterone is pumping and I can actually feel the hair on my testicles growing. Besides, it's not queer if it's your birthday.

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True dat. Sorry to introduce an element of crazy into your birthday. I'll open up a new burfday fred for you shortly ^_^ x

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You're OK at the moment chavis, it's when she starts displaying the physical manifestations that she can't control her thoughts and feelings that you need to get the fuck out of dodge. Anxiety attacks and that, you'll see the physical ticks in her face, then you'll know she is the lunatic I've told you she is, and when it happens run like fuck.

@ Squeamous,

You want open season on insulting each other, I can do that, bitch. The only difference is I don't lie like you, so everyone will know that my descriptions of your unstable character, and the characteristics which manifest themselves showing that, are true.

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Originally Posted by chavis

It wasn't a threat, Dave, it was jokes.

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In case you have't figured it out yet chavis, the joking about is over. What you and she posted last night were threats. Combined with the posts she has made insulting me over the last couple of days, I've had enough. This bitch has been told repeatedly. She's too thick to get it.

Don't you think it's odd that some bitch who doesn't want me anywhere near her should be spending so much time wandering around here posting things she knows will get me near her? Don't you wonder about how someone who claims she doesn't want me anywhere near her should be commenting about me in PMs? Don't you wonder about the sanity of someone like that?

Wow..A Birthday thread that turned to a soap opera thread, Peyton Place style....Oh well, even though I don't know you, have a good one Chavis, & try to avoid the lunatics.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

True dat. Sorry to introduce an element of crazy into your birthday. I'll open up a new burfday fred for you shortly ^_^ x

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You're OK at the moment chavis, it's when she starts displaying the physical manifestations that she can't control her thoughts and feelings that you need to get the fuck out of dodge. Anxiety attacks and that, you'll see the physical ticks in her face, then you'll know she is the lunatic I've told you she is, and when it happens run like fuck.

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I'll be okay no matter what transpires, Dave. I don't know the girl and I inhabit an altogether separate landmass. The chances of her and I encountering each other are slim at best.

As for facial ticks and the like, that doesn't denote lunacy, Dave. Where did you go to school? Makes for better blowjobs, I'd imagine.

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Originally Posted by teflon05

Wow..A Birthday thread that turned to a soap opera thread, Peyton Place style....Oh well, even though I don't know you, have a good one Chavis, & try to avoid the lunatics.

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Cheers Teff.

Threads like this are my birthday present. Don't think for a second that I don't appreciate the effort.

All these threats of police action over the interwebz, what a fuckin joke and borders on ridiculously immature behaviour. The police dept would actually laugh his fuckin ass out of the station-lol Then afterwards they would go home and tell there wives about some lunatic they had to deal with at work that day-lol

By the way, happy b-day chavis :yay:

Happy Birthday young man, hope you're having a good one Chav
Nice to see they've pulled out all the stops for you on your Birthday thread!!!
Great entertainment, you must be in Heaven :D

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Originally Posted by sheriff 01

All these threats of police action over the interwebz, what a fuckin joke and borders on ridiculously immature behaviour. The police dept would actually laugh his fuckin ass out of the station-lol Then afterwards they would go home and tell there wives about some lunatic they had to deal with at work that day-lol

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You really should try and understand some of the history of things if you intend on commenting upon them. It is perfectly possible for someone who knows your home address to threaten you on the internet.

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Originally Posted by chavis

...Makes for better blowjobs, I'd imagine.

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Do you think?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

It wasn't a threat, Dave, it was jokes.

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In case you have't figured it out yet chavis, the joking about is over. What you and she posted last night were threats. Combined with the posts she has made insulting me over the last couple of days, I've had enough. This bitch has been told repeatedly. She's too thick to get it.

Don't you think it's odd that some bitch who doesn't want me anywhere near her should be spending so much time wandering around here posting things she knows will get me near her? Don't you wonder about how someone who claims she doesn't want me anywhere near her should be commenting about me in PMs? Don't you wonder about the sanity of someone like that?

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If you've had enough, Dave, go away. You've been exponentially humiliated on this board since your sudden reappearance after two years absence, which just so happened to coincide with Squeamous posting again.

The only reason you came back here to intimidate her is cos your little brain was in critical fucking mass cos she effectively ignored your mentalism in real life, and you just couldn't stand it.

If I thought you'd get this apoplectic, I would've made jokes about killing you months ago, for fuck sake.