You have pigtails? I prefer my women with short hair, like the haircut of a young boy. You are free to collect my seed, I wouldn't be bothered much with its fate once I've dispensed of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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You have pigtails? I prefer my women with short hair, like the haircut of a young boy. You are free to collect my seed, I wouldn't be bothered much with its fate once I've dispensed of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'm almost 32, of course I don't have pigtails. Also, I used to have short hair but it made me look like a man on account of my masculine jaw and stern facial expression when I'm at rest :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
So it looks like you'll have to find someone else to father your children.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous of Nine
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Pfft. That's nothing. Desperate Dan is frightened of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I remember looking in the window of a bus a while back, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?' Then I realised it was my reflection.
Now that you've rejected my seed, I feel like suddenly taking an interest. For another perspective, Katee Sackhoff can sort of look manly, but I'd totally let her plow me with her clit boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
1. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized it was my wife's reflection.
2. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized it was Sqeamous coming for my seed.
3. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized I didn't take off the drag.
4. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized I wasn't in a car and a prostitute was trying to rope me in.
5. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized this is an awesome template.
Stopped reading there. Also, will no longer defend you in an effort to see your tits. Goodbye. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That's now three people who thought you were a precocious eleven year old former Countdown champion.
When will 'that woman' stop misleading people :no:
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Originally Posted by megabytemeStopped reading there. Also, will no longer defend you in an effort to see your tits. Goodbye. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You could always try to befriend Reject, since he apparently has some pics of my tits dating back to when they were worth a butchers. However, I believe he doesn't befriend internet people, so you have your work cut out for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeStopped reading there. Also, will no longer defend you in an effort to see your tits. Goodbye. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Hope this helps x
I told you, I'm a hairy builder from Connecticut. I've been completely open about this from the start; the spoiler was there for anyone to open. You're the last person I would expect to have a problem with it :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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