Myers-Briggs personality test

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I appear to be an INTJ 78%, 75% 1% (1% FFS?) 33%.

"a very expressed introvert" (a contradiction of terms I would have thunk).

Presumably this means I am not mad?

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You're cursing the 1 % rating, I'd have cause to believe you were mad.

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1% isn't material....shirley?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

They're called 'irritating'. They're the sorts of people who like to think they're special, delicate individual little flowers who regularly say and do things that have never been said or done in the history of the world ever. They're quite wrong though, they're just as mundane as everyone and everything else.

Taking a test like this isn't adhering to anything, it will probably just tell you what you deep down already know.

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Racist. It's not my fault I'm geographically unqualified for psychoanalysis. That old coke-addled mystic Freud declared that the Irish, as a race can't find a practical use for it. Nobody ever thought to ask him why he said that. I'm putting it down to a redolent window cleaner of Hibernian descent who not only left smears on the surgery windows, but had the affrontery to tea-leaf raw wisdom pertaining to the core of man and redistribute it to the IRA. Freud was unconscious of all this, and ejected the statement as a distancer.

This was a self-fulfilling sophistry. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

They're called 'irritating'. They're the sorts of people who like to think they're special, delicate individual little flowers who regularly say and do things that have never been said or done in the history of the world ever. They're quite wrong though, they're just as mundane as everyone and everything else.

Taking a test like this isn't adhering to anything, it will probably just tell you what you deep down already know.

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Racist. It's not my fault I'm geographically unqualified for psychoanalysis. That old coke-addled mystic Freud declared that the Irish, as a race can't find a practical use for it. Nobody ever thought to ask him why he said that. I'm putting it down to a redolent window cleaner of Hibernian descent who not only left smears on the surgery windows, but had the affrontery to tea-leaf raw wisdom pertaining to the core of man and redistribute it to the IRA. Freud was unconscious of all this, and ejected the statement as a distancer.

This was a self-fulfilling sophistry. :smilie4:

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He was also terrified of shamrock due to an unfortunate childhood incident in a meadow. He would fly into a terrible rage if a barman put a shamrock motif on the head of his pint of Guinness.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by chavis

Racist. It's not my fault I'm geographically unqualified for psychoanalysis. That old coke-addled mystic Freud declared that the Irish, as a race can't find a practical use for it. Nobody ever thought to ask him why he said that. I'm putting it down to a redolent window cleaner of Hibernian descent who not only left smears on the surgery windows, but had the affrontery to tea-leaf raw wisdom pertaining to the core of man and redistribute it to the IRA. Freud was unconscious of all this, and ejected the statement as a distancer.

This was a self-fulfilling sophistry. :smilie4:

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He was also terrified of shamrock due to an unfortunate childhood incident in a meadow. He would fly into a terrible rage if a barman put a shamrock motif on the head of his pint of Guinness.

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I do that too and I've never been near a meadow. Is that a field? What's the difference between a meadow and a field.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Biggles

He was also terrified of shamrock due to an unfortunate childhood incident in a meadow. He would fly into a terrible rage if a barman put a shamrock motif on the head of his pint of Guinness.

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I do that too and I've never been near a meadow. Is that a field? What's the difference between a meadow and a field.

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More wild flowers....I think. Meadow = long grass, field = short grass (unless it is corn and stuff). Of course I could be talking bucolic shite

A meadow is left fallow, innit.

Just google it, you nubbins.

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Originally Posted by manker

A meadow is left fallow, innit.

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If JP were here he'd be singing 'fallow fallow', innit.

Also, get your pink cawk outta my gob.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by manker

A meadow is left fallow, innit.

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If JP were here he'd be singing 'fallow fallow', innit.

Also, get your pink cawk outta my gob.

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In all fairness, it isn't mine.
I was reliably informed by a reliable source that you wanted it changed:

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I'm jus tryin' to do me job, guv.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by manker

A meadow is left fallow, innit.

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If JP were here he'd be singing 'fallow fallow', innit.

Also, get your pink cawk outta my gob.

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Incidentally, I noticed you are avoiding my question. This indubitably means I'm right.