A Dangerous Method

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.

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My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.

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Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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Originally Posted by manker

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?

It's a thinky smilie and I said think.

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Originally Posted by manker

It's a thinky smilie

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Is it? Really, is it? Because if it is I've been misinterpreting a lot of posts. I suppose you'll tell me next that :blink: means "stop jizzing in my eye".

Well, I could be a little more specific, I suppose. I was in a rush last night.
It's a 'I've been thinking and have come to a conclusion which I believe you'll find surprising' smilie.

At least that's how I use it. Other people might not. Just stop pressuring me, omg.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.

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How's this for a coincidence? She's half Chinese and half Vietnamese.

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Originally Posted by manker

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?

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Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by squeams

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Originally Posted by manker

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:

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Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by squeams

It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:

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Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

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You've gone all merkin again :no:

It's stupid 'cus it's impossible to say out loud. Yet I keep typing it :pinch: