Yeah like you're going to fool me into doing that and then not post your bewbs.
That Woman isn't going to hound me off the bored!
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Yeah like you're going to fool me into doing that and then not post your bewbs.
That Woman isn't going to hound me off the bored!
Mulder, if you're ever allowed to read this:
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Iirc, we made a lunch out of discussing the edit and he asked something like, "do you want to go eating out?", to which I explained that word order can introduce other meanings. It obviously followed the act of me snickering like a sophomore boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I pressed it softly against my cheek then bobbed up and down to simulate caressing. Just wanted to let you know that's what happens when you leave your bro fist lying around on the internet. Before you have the chance to ask which cheek, the one that makes you more uncomfortable.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ah, I don't feel so bad. Taking one for the team is what I'm all about.
Judging by the last few threads you've made - it's the closest you've come to sexual contact for quite some years :console:
I think you meant to say sexual intimacy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You think putting your arse cheek against the screen of your monitor in the futile hope of feeling some connection with a finely coiffured distant correspondent is 'sexual intimacy'.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think you meant to say sexual intimacy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Are you ready for that cwtch yet.
If you have the talent to portray it masterfully, why you ever left the entertainment business, I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I recall warning you. I forgot the particular threat so I'm going to have to think of something worse now.
I don't know what it was either - but it was before you displayed your human side so effetely.
So there's little point in you reissuing the threat. It won't carry any malevolence.