Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

I have been assured it isn't massive and you can in fact barely see it - to me it feels like Mount Etna though.

I am talking about the spot ot my nose by the way, not manker's whatevers.

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Those were the days.

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Ouch :lol:

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I realise that could be read as an insult, but I didn't take it as one... :snooty:

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NO! I have stretch-marks on my boobs, too, and I've never had babies!!

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Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

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Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned to an A cup :snooty:

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Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup :snooty:

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup :snooty:

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So when the genetically modified rodent you receive in the mail leaps out of the package and gnaws your face off you wont be surprised will you....

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So when the genetically modified rodent you receive in the mail leaps out of the package and gnaws your face off you wont be surprised will you....

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Any sensible person treats all packages as potential attack rodent vectors, it's just common sense.

Considering the time it takes Royal Mail to deliver a package it would need to be a genetically modified (hibernating) rodent.:cry:

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup :snooty:

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Yes that was the joke sweety :pinch: