WANTED: Spastics. Inquire within.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Now I suspect you've just had a long night of Greek secks.

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My night was filled with onomatopoeia. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Now there's a case of irresistible force and immovable object colliding scissoring*.

*You'd be the irresistible one, of course. :wub:

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You know what they say about men ending up with women who remind them of their mums. I just don't think they usually mean sexually :naughty:

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I'm just glad he pointed out that it was you and not his mam who he finds irresistible.
I've never actually seen a post by anyone which frames their mother in a tribadism scenario so I was beginning to ponder the machinations of rearing kids in the byteme household.

Squeams is the one who wants to take on the modern day Cleopatra. And I did say Squeams was irresistible. It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Now I suspect you've just had a long night of Greek secks.

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My night was filled with on-a-Matt-a-pee-ing. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you. :shifty:

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Pervert. Ghey pervert. :no:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

.... It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum. :idunno:

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Well, from that description she sounds hard to miss. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

.... It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum. :idunno:

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Well, from that description she sounds hard to miss. :naughty:

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Squeams is the one who wants to take on the modern day Cleopatra. And I did say Squeams was irresistible. It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum. :idunno:

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I've changed my mind! I'm only little and relatively young and attractive. Keep her warm for me though, I might be desperate enough ready in 20 years time.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You know what they say about men ending up with women who remind them of their mums. I just don't think they usually mean sexually :naughty:

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I'm just glad he pointed out that it was you and not his mam who he finds irresistible.
I've never actually seen a post by anyone which frames their mother in a tribadism scenario so I was beginning to ponder the machinations of rearing kids in the byteme household.

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I can see my search for a babydaddy must continue :no:

Don't give up quite yet. I've had recent thoughts about you rearing kids.
All good :sly:

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Originally Posted by manker

Don't give up quite yet. I've had recent thoughts about you rearing kids.
All good :sly:

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You can be my fallback option just in case this man refuses my rapey advances :wub:

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I just saw him smile and am officially in love :wub:

Fall back option :snooty:
Enjoy your mono-browed Greek babies.