IdolEyes787, I really hope we are still on good terms

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Ignoring all the relevant quoting, I can offer squeams some of my seed. Trust me, it's prime stock and will bear you a prime, intellectual, sturdy Scottish type boy. You can probably fix all of the antisocial tendencies with your nurturing. I'll use DHL, if you prefer, or you can meet me on one of my travels and we'll try it directly.

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Thank you Mary! But I kinda want the progenitor of my prodigal progeny to hang around for longer than an ejaculation. I appreciate the offer though! I don't seem to be short of men wishing to impregnate me, but few seem to have the stomach for the long hall that is me :happy:

Edit: Actually that's a lie. My ex and my best gay friend would :fist:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Edit: Actually that's a lie. My ex and my best gay friend would :fist:

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That's nice you have such a good relationship with your ex. Most just go the fuk away...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Edit: Actually that's a lie. My ex and my best gay friend would :fist:

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That's nice you have such a good relationship with your ex. Most just go the fuk away...

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Inorite? And since I actually cheated on him, he has something to complain about.

The long fucking hall?

I was just admiring the alliteration in progenitor of my prodigal progeny, despite prodigal not really being applicable but, whatever, it was very pleasing.
Tell me you were just rodding again and I'll be on my merry way.

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Originally Posted by manker

The long fucking hall?

I was just admiring the alliteration in progenitor of my prodigal progeny, despite prodigal not really being applicable but, whatever, it was very pleasing.
Tell me you were just rodding again and I'll be on my merry way.

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Oooo I just looked up prodigal and found out what it really means! I was thinking it meant like, prodigy or prodigious or whatever but it means basically a bit of a cunt! Also you usually like my slips of the tongue :snooty:

The literal ones are always a bit cheeky but I've never been displeased by one :happy:

The prodigal bit was okay by me, chavois will tell you that form over substance dictates this, I was on about the hall thing.
I thought afterwards, though, that maybe it was a fanny metaphor.

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Originally Posted by manker

The literal ones are always a bit cheeky but I've never been displeased by one :happy:

The prodigal bit was okay by me, chavois will tell you that form over substance dictates this, I was on about the hall thing.
I thought afterwards, though, that maybe it was a fanny metaphor.

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That probably was in the back of my mind. I'm just going to leave them there I think. They give the impression I don't wash and rarely change my knickers.

I was thinking big enough to walk through and sturdy fire-doors.

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Originally Posted by manker

I was thinking big enough to walk through and sturdy fire-doors.

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More like French windows. Oooh la la!

Actually this is more like it

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