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this may help...

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Originally Posted by chalice

Right, fuck all you fucking fuckers, my life has taken a turn for the more disastrous (no mean feat, considering I'm me) and I'm fucking off to facebook.

Problem is, I actually love some of you cunts and don't want you out of my life. If you love me, pm me with your facebook, or if you don't have one, make one anon and gimme it. If you hate me, and there's a massive likelihood of that, don't bother. I'm shite anyway.

Also, Mary, I'm coming to live with you. What racist, puerile larks we'll have. We'll pretend to like women. I've heard it works.

Sayonara suckers.

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What are these developments that occur in my absence? Is this a trick to steal our facebooks?

Please complete the online survey that will be linked to you privately. It will assess the types and frequency of the racism you desire and automatically determine if you qualify.

Facebook?

Fuck. Things must be dire for someone intelligent to consider joining Facebook. Even George W. Bush didn't join Facebook, and most consider him stupid.

Still, given a choice between joining Facebook or invading Iraq and Afghanistan, I know which one I would choose.

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Originally Posted by anon

It's sad to see how this forum is dying since most people seem to be moving on.

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The forum was only active because bittards found they needed to pretend to interact with other people in order to get invites to kewl places that have long since stolen their money and fled closed or turned unconscionably Nazi become next to impossible to join.
Obviously the solution to this is to force the newbin fucktards to make a post every time they want to steal something.:)

Either that or tell everyone that if they post they will win stuff even though they won't as hundreds of millions in government lottery revenue can't be wrong.:mellow:

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

Facebook?

Fuck. Things must be dire for someone intelligent to consider joining Facebook. Even George W. Bush didn't join Facebook, and most consider him stupid.

Still, given a choice between joining Facebook or invading Iraq and Afghanistan, I know which one I would choose.

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A Facebook account is like a Hotmail account, you just have one at some point and it possibly persists despite its suckiness.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

Facebook?

Fuck. Things must be dire for someone intelligent to consider joining Facebook. Even George W. Bush didn't join Facebook, and most consider him stupid.

Still, given a choice between joining Facebook or invading Iraq and Afghanistan, I know which one I would choose.

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A Facebook account is like a Hotmail account, you just have one at some point and it possibly persists despite its suckiness.

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When I first read your response, my brain interpreted as the following...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

A Facebook account is like a Homosexual, you just have one at some point and it possibly persists despite its suckiness.

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In my tiny mind, a Hotmail account is synonymous with being gay. After all, who but a raving puff would coin the phrase, 'Hot Male', unless it was the idea of a woman.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

A Facebook account is like a Hotmail account, you just have one at some point and it possibly persists despite its suckiness.

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When I first read your response, my brain interpreted as the following...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

A Facebook account is like a Homosexual, you just have one at some point and it possibly persists despite its suckiness.

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In my tiny mind, a Hotmail account is synonymous with being gay. After all, who but a raving puff would coin the phrase, 'Hot Male', unless it was the idea of a woman.

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The homosexual should be hot, otherwise what's the point? Fun fact, Gmail did not always exist.

For years, my hot male was ignored, and thus I didn't protect him from getting his inbox spammed by thousands of shady individuals. I'm glad I was in there BEFORE all that happened. Avoiding AIDS is an active venture these days.

Updates anyone? I thrust them into your unwilling orifices.

I'm still dating the same girl and still getting a little broker. Things of the carnal nature have progressed since last I spoke of them. Incidentally, I recently made some lewd remarks about my fetishes during a nearly blackout drunk episode. She shared with me a tale the following morning about how I was confiding in her that I'd love to watch another guy fuck her. My first thought was kicking my ass, what a fucking asshole I am. Not that it's all bad... she tasted my weirdness, yet keeps visiting my establishment.

Well, that's all I wish to purge right now, count your fucking blessings.

That was a colose one, Mary. Another shot, and you would have confided your lust for the elementary school's cheer leading squad. :no:

If you really want her to fuck another guy I hear OlegL is available.