because a redneck's family tree has no limbs
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
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because a redneck's family tree has no limbs
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
It is on its way out the window.
Why are nuts called nuts and not testicles?
unlike nuts, you can insert popsicle sticks into testicles
Why do guys have nipples?
so that everyone can get on their tits
why am I not watching the soccer on t v?
cuz u r posting here
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
it appears when you are writing a poison letter
is the head teacher only concerned with the head of a pupil?
Attachment 141685 nope, the iris & sclera too
If I make Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
Nope. Not only are they self-healing, but they'll forgive you.
Is it possible Jesus was black?
The big white man with the beard would be getting a divorce
why are farmers always poor?
If we started paying them what they are worth, they'd get lazy. It's for their own good... :sly:
Should parents be honest with their kids?