So this is like Mary's funeral if you have a severe case of the squirts? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
* Sans the feelings and tributes
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So this is like Mary's funeral if you have a severe case of the squirts? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
* Sans the feelings and tributes
Mary, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Mary, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooh,Mary,Mary,Mary
Mary, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Mary, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooh, Mary,Mary,Mary
Mary, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Mary, can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooh, Mary,Mary,Mary.
Accompanying music.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
Mary,why have you forsaken me and left me to toil among the sinners and the unclean?
Mary would approve of me going off topic .
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Fucking Americans ride like you drive.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''
She replied, "'Well, bless your heart! - You just go ahead and jump .. you
little Yankee Democrat Bastard .. You're holding up traffic.
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Damn. Still think I'm doing it wrong. :sadwalk:
Everything's bigger in Texas....
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