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Lilmiss
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Life is not a race.
If it were a race, though, it is extremely unlikely that the winner would be the first to destroy all useful organs. :no:
Now go and do something improving like tidying your flat. If you are good the elves might give you your socks back. :shifty:
If it were a race though.... :shifty:
T'is ok Biggles, I'm gonna pop it this year anyhoo.
Which means I'm allowed to take everything. :w00t:
Ah, the 28 thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
But surely (logically) if you can take anything then it will become a self fulfilling prophecy.
:nono:
/me hides from the shaky finger. :ph34r:
If anythings gonna kill me, it will be Mcdonalds imitation burgers.
They don't taste too good.
Although, I think I may have lost all my tastebuds. :unsure:
McDonalds is a portal to hell - a foretaste of eternal culinary doom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Your tastebuds may simply have gone into hiding to protect themselves.
Lilmiss's new year resolution - "to get stoned safely and with consideration for her bod."
If you get deaded we will all give you such a spank! So be warned! :nono:
it may not be burger king but mcdonalds does taste nice. if it didnt taste ok they wouldnt be the biggest fast food chain in teh world
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Originally Posted by Biggles
I didn't say that. :huh:
In fact, I'm sure I uttered quite the opposite at New Year.
Mcdonalds is lazy food for stupid people.
I go there alot. :ermm:
If I get deaded you can say, "Told you so." :P
:( Saying "told you so" is not all its cracked up to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Will have a word with the Trolls to keep an eye on you. :devil:
Will they supply their own drink n drugs.
Cause I don't think I can afford someone else's habbit too. :unsure:
I think, "Biggles told me so", would look smashing on my tombstone. :D
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But you've still to finger thro' my music stuff. Maybe The Dead Milkmen will make you want to temper your drug experiments :unsure: