Amazon fun & frolics (for FST)

Not really going anywhere now:

Him:

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Dear Seller, We are very sorry for the incovinience, if that is the case, You can end up your transaction with us on amazon, and also if you can not get money and ship this item, we will be unable to transfer the money. Regards Manager.

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I have decided to send the item with no postage attached to it and it
will be up to Mr Ben Jack to pay the post when it arrives with him.

Please can my account be credited ASAP.

Thanks in advance.

David.

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Him:

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Dear Julian Cheese, Ok , We have contact Ben Jack, and he said you can do it that way, so we await the tracking reference number of the shippment. Regards Manager.

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Me (I made the number up):

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The tracking number is: Order #: 736-4245522-3247560

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Him:

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Dear Julian Cheese, We are hereby using this opportunity to tell you that if you have no transaction to do with us on amazon, pls you are advise to stop having transactions with us. How could you send us an invalid tracking reference number, and by the way what courier is this.? Regards Manager.

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Just to let you know its become a common thing to sell stuff on ebay and recieve maybe 5-10 emails from Nigerian people wanting to buy using Bidpay or other methods. There are also a few other things to do with the Nigerian post office and such about 80% of sellers now won't mail anything to Nigeria. Just thought i would warn you.

Also that Manager from Amazon looks a bit fishy, using slang like pls and using a full stop and question mark at the same time.

If he's not giving you a good deal just hold out from selling it to this guy.

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

And edit out your name again, FFS, Dave. Cos I don't want any other FSTer stalking you :wub:

Gurahl, most people who have been around this forum for a bit and might have the slightest interest have seen teh cheebus's name before.

Any damage that could be done by people having access to it has already been done, I think :unsure:

:lol:

That's three times I've found out that his middle name is Julia.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Gurahl, most people who have been around this forum for a bit and might have the slightest interest have seen teh cheebus's name before.

Any damage that could be done by people having access to it has already been done, I think :unsure:

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Back off, he's mine.



Argl. Gotta go back to the bloody job center. See y'all later.

For some reason when i google cheese's name i get:

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/lumsd...en_devries.jpg

and

http://tmex.spun.com/amgcover/dvd/fu...32007ht0tc.jpg

:huh:


For my name i get:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/bas...elebron_ap.jpg

:nameaholic:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

And edit out your name again, FFS, Dave. Cos I don't want any other FSTer stalking you :wub:

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D'oh. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

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If you don't like it don't read it :blink:

Its pretty darn obvious that Cheese is playing them along for a laugh, do you really think he's going to send his mp3 player to the guy? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

No need to keep wasting your (and our) time with this. Tell them to feck off.

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If you don't like it don't read it :blink:

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I'd rather post trollish comments to relieve the boredom of today thank you.

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Originally Posted by DanB

Its pretty darn obvious that Cheese is playing them along for a laugh, do you really think he's going to send his mp3 player to the guy? :unsure:

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No? Really?