Either you guys are all lying or repressed....:lol:
My motto is, if it feels good, do it and I don't care two hoots if someone named 'society' doesn't like it.
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Either you guys are all lying or repressed....:lol:
My motto is, if it feels good, do it and I don't care two hoots if someone named 'society' doesn't like it.
Is is more ghey to plan a shopping trip or have a female digit inserted up your arse?
I don't like the thought of it and don't let women do it to me. However, I have this one recollection of being seventeen or eighteen and getting a blowjob outside of a pub off this woman who was probably about thirty.
I was enjoying it when all of a sidden she stuck, what I presume was, her thumb up my arse. The resultant orgasm left me unable to move for about ten minutes. Yes, Sara is correct, it is that good.
I mean this sincerely when I say that I must have some repressed fucked upness within me not to have let another woman do it - 'cause it was fecking brilliant.
That wasn't her thumb, it was the cawk of some randomly passing homo. :sick:
Hmm so that's why gay fellas like to get banged in the ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara
One female was giving me a bj and starting licking around my balls and then went further with her tongue but that was about it. That shit made me squirm, it was weird, and more of a turn-off.
Never had any foreignness in my ass though and I never will.
My orgasms are intense enough. :snooty:
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
SECOND TIME SOMEONE HAS ME LAUGHING TEARY EYED!!!! :lol: :lol:
YOU AND LINKINPARK ARE ON MY FUNNY LIST!!!:lol: :lol:
Surely the shit would have made it worse for her than for you :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
You've made me gay forever now :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I know someone would pick that shit up.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Easter Eggs.
It's been tried, and I didn't like it. Everybody is different. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara
We call them clinkers :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
:schnauz: For prosperity........Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
it's an out hole
I seriously fucking hope this is a rod..Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
FFS, you are NOT seriously putting me on a par with LinkinPark???
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED :angry:
I know. I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
It's just that last night he had this thread (that was deleted) called FUCK! and I never laughed so hard on this forum.
ziggy and JP were funny as all get out too but Linkin took the cake.:lol:
Linkin Park is funny in a dog with two legs kindofa way.
Why was it deleted?Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Fecking hate it when they do that.
Mods :dry:
I'm not REALLY JP ya know:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
:sick: :shutup: Ewwwww!!!:shutup: :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by manker
I was fookin funny, if I do say so myself:01:
Aww STFU Fugley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It is a shame that it was deleted (probably at the request of Linkin) 'cause I had a good game plan for him in that thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I think entire threads shouldn't be deleted once it gets to certain point. That thread got alot of posts in very short period of time.
Pure classic it was.
yeah but it really made him look like a tit, so I'm guessing he realised and wanted it deleted.
Had to be him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Remember when he kept answering my questions?:lol: :lol:
I'M LAUGHING THINKING ABOUT IT!!!:lol: :lol:
and nobody saved this, did they? :(
It should have just been closed rather than deleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Mods :dry:
So you were laughing at him rather than with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
It all makes sense now :D
I should have 'cause it was a rarity for me on this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I actually enjoyed myself immensely loike.
Oh well the memory is there so fuck it. It's gone.:(
in short, the fuck thread summed up;
Linkin ranting about wanting to shoot everyone at school
bustychap encouraging him and offerring advice on firearms
me being urban and telling him to bust a cap in dat ho's ass, yo
I might ask about it in the EATB section.
If I can be arsed. It's prolly still in the trash and I wouldn't mind reading it.
I said it in that thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was like when I'm clownin one of my boys and he's all serious and what he says just kills you with laughter.
A good example is ..Next Friday when Mike Epps is upstairs in the bathroom after his car was just keyed.:lol: :lol:
It's probably better left trashed tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I mean he asked for it to be trashed and the mods honored it. Plus there was the subject matter.....
Where's that thread about that gay fella whining 'causing his boyfriend left him.
I know everyone looking at the post was :O :sick:
That was funny too but was at least a year and a half ago.
Ah, didn't realise he was threatening to kill everyone in his school. What an idiot - it's a shame I missed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
If he goes thro' with it (yeah, right), this forum could be used as evidence of premeditation. Quality.
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i like how sara's secretly monitoring us, I see your name there, lurker!
No, no, no, mank. Not everyone, just a few select people.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Secretly :blink: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Can't you just recreate it for us then, as your memory is photographic? :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman