I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?

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manker....oh you can be sooooo tiresome :dry: bored again huh? Go and do some number crunching or suduko or somat....rod rod rod.....don't you get weary sometimes?

Obviously, I was refering to the lack titilation for the homosexual or (curious) masses (such as yourself). I think there are sufficient numbers of people with such proclivities to be considered en masse so to speak. Besides, as it has been marketed as 'explicit' (yeah right) then considering its success in attracting large audiences, one can (rightly or wrongly yeah yeah manker) assume that one of the reasons for high attendance was a possiblility of a bit o gay pron thinly disguised as a mass audience mainstream film. This turns out to be completely unfounded thus lacking in titilation for the masses.......phew....rising to manker's rodding is such an exercise in precision writing it makes me wonder if he is one of those wannabe Drill Sergeant types......

As the movie here is rated 15, perhaps this is why there was no cum shot. I will await the directors cut.

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'The masses' traditionally refers to the common people - all of them, like.

What you wrote was pish, but don't let that stop you taking pride in it.


:dabs:

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I will await the directors cut.

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PM muchpl3.

He'll shoot it right to ya.

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manker....oh you can be sooooo tiresome :dry: bored again huh? Go and do some number crunching or suduko or somat....rod rod rod.....don't you get weary sometimes?

Obviously, I was refering to the lack titilation for the homosexual or (curious) masses (such as yourself). I think there are sufficient numbers of people with such proclivities to be considered en masse so to speak. Besides, as it has been marketed as 'explicit' (yeah right) then considering its success in attracting large audiences, one can (rightly or wrongly yeah yeah manker) assume that one of the reasons for high attendance was a possiblility of a bit o gay pron thinly disguised as a mass audience mainstream film. This turns out to be completely unfounded thus lacking in titilation for the masses.......phew....rising to manker's rodding is such an exercise in precision writing it makes me wonder if he is one of those wannabe Drill Sergeant types......

As the movie here is rated 15, perhaps this is why there was no cum shot. I will await the directors cut.

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'The masses' traditionally refers to the common people - all of them, like.

What you wrote was pish, but don't let that stop you taking pride in it.


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teh bollocks dear...


feckin manker :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

'The masses' traditionally refers to the common people - all of them, like.

What you wrote was pish, but don't let that stop you taking pride in it.


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teh bollocks dear...


feckin manker :dry:

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Then Google it. I just did to make sure that what I wrote was correct.

If you choose to do likewise, then you'll find that it isn't bollocks, but quite correct.

I wasn't rodding, just passing a comment, you wanna make yourself look like an arse by continuing to insist that what I wrote is bollocks, please don't let me stop you - for I don't mind in the slightest :)

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:schnauz:

have you done a dave again today, or has postage been achieved?:unsure:

shut up you bored accountant....

Googling is for the masses....ffs.

I never look an arse because I maintain my dignity.....:snooty:

Besides, I am in the fortunate position of being able to re-interpret anything I like provided that I can justify my re-usage of a concept....My innovative and original use of Denzin's Interpretive Interactionism in research analysis is a case in point. In this case, to take a technique and to re-interpret and re-position its original stance in order to utilise some of its methods whilst rejecting others, was seen as a significant contribution to research methodological theory.....

Therefore, if I want to re-interpret the meaning of 'masses' for the purposes of maintaining my original stance and without having to back down I will do....ner ner ne ner ner :lol:

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shut up you bored accountant....

Googling is for the masses....ffs.

I never look an arse because I maintain my dignity.....:snooty:

Besides, I am in the fortunate position of being able to re-interpret anything I like provided that I can justify my re-usage of a concept....My innovative and original use of Denzin's Interpretive Interactionism in research analysis is a case in point. In this case, to take a technique and to re-interpret and re-position its original stance in order to utilise some of its methods whilst rejecting others, was seen as a significant contribution to research methodological theory.....

Therefore, if I want to re-interpret the meaning of 'masses' for the purposes of maintaining my original stance and without having to back down I will do....ner ner ne ner ner :lol:

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:lol:

I shall maintain my original ':schnauz:' position.

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have you done a dave again today, or has postage been achieved?:unsure:

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It's in the postage tray ftw :01:

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have you done a dave again today, or has postage been achieved?:unsure:

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It's in the postage tray ftw :01:

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What are you sending?

drugs and money

Gay porn then?
Or gay 24 discS?

[QUOTE=manker]

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shut up you bored accountant....



I shall maintain my original ':schnauz:' position.

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And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?

racist:dabs:

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And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?

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:O Racist!!!

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And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?

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Why do you think he's a Chinaman :huh:

cause she's a racialist:dabs:

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And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?

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Why do you think he's a Chinaman :huh:

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:schnauz:

slanty eyes, yellow skin, chopsticks and no body hair.

It's so obviously a chinaman. :dabs:

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Why do you think he's a Chinaman :huh:

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:schnauz:

slanty eyes, yellow skin, chopsticks and no body hair.

It's so obviously a chinaman. :dabs:

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It's an Italian wine waiter with jaundice. Christ....:blink:

racist:dabs:

I used it as a descriptive and formally withdraw and apologise for any comment that I may have made that could be regarded as racist in any way....

fecking Martians :dry:

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:schnauz:

slanty eyes, yellow skin, chopsticks and no body hair.

It's so obviously a chinaman. :dabs:

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It's an Italian wine waiter with jaundice. Christ....:blink:

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Sorry. Its an Italian wine waiter with jaundice, alopecia and downs-syndrome.

What's racist about that?

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Sometimes I find weeks have gone by I get so self absorbed.

http://allthingshawaiian.com/lurkah/.../narcissus.jpg

But I'm worth it!

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Recommended because it is a beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition. It is sensitive to the issues without being syrupy, and is predominantly about love not gratuitous homosexual titlation for the masses.

Better J2k4?

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Not really.

Love, the "human condition", great acting, cinematography...

I don't have enough fingers and toes (even if I borrow yours) to count the movies I've seen having all of those qualities in spades, but are nonetheless not Oscar-worthy owing to the subject, which, no matter how well-treated or executed, has been done to death.

Add the gay "sub-plot" and voila?

Pish, I say. ;)

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rolf

Stolen from b3ta, by the way.

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SPOILER!!!!!


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Well folks....4 Golden Globe Awards.:ermm:

Picture, Drama
Director: Ang Lee
Screenplay: Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana
Original Song: "A Love That Will Never Grow Old," Gustavo Santaolalla and Bernie Taupin

I hope Brokeback Mountain wins every Oscar. Even categories it shouldn't really win like Best Actress or Best Animated Short Not Featuring Gay Cowboys. At the end Ang Lee should get his actors to all have a massive gay orgy and Tom Cruise can finally come out of the closet and join in with all the other flaming faggots that Hollywood employs. "Year of the Queer" they'll call it, and all the homophobes will spontaneously combust or (more likely) turn gay themselves. Then there won't be anyone to breed with our women and the human race will become extinct and crash into the sun.

Or "Capote" looks quite good ftw, I always liked his books.

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I hope Brokeback Mountain wins every Oscar. Even categories it shouldn't really win like Best Actress or Best Animated Short Not Featuring Gay Cowboys. At the end Ang Lee should get his actors to all have a massive gay orgy and Tom Cruise can finally come out of the closet and join in with all the other flaming faggots that Hollywood employs. "Year of the Queer" they'll call it, and all the homophobes will spontaneously combust or (more likely) turn gay themselves. Then there won't be anyone to breed with our women and the human race will become extinct and crash into the sun.

Or "Capote" looks quite good ftw, I always liked his books.

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It's a gay love story. It could have been just a love story and it would suck.

After seeing a movies like Million Dollar Baby and Ray, I can't believe this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:

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I hope Brokeback Mountain wins every Oscar. Even categories it shouldn't really win like Best Actress or Best Animated Short Not Featuring Gay Cowboys. At the end Ang Lee should get his actors to all have a massive gay orgy and Tom Cruise can finally come out of the closet and join in with all the other flaming faggots that Hollywood employs. "Year of the Queer" they'll call it, and all the homophobes will spontaneously combust or (more likely) turn gay themselves. Then there won't be anyone to breed with our women and the human race will become extinct and crash into the sun.

Or "Capote" looks quite good ftw, I always liked his books.

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It's a gay love story. It could have been just a love story and it would suck.

After seeing a movies like Million Dollar Baby and Ray, I can't this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:

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Have you seen Brokeback Mountain then?

I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby yet but I hear it only won an Oscar because of the conspiracy in Hollywood to promote euthanasia.

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It's a gay love story. It could have been just a love story and it would suck.

After seeing a movies like Million Dollar Baby and Ray, I can't this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:

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Have you seen Brokeback Mountain then?

I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby yet but I hear it only won an Oscar because of the conspiracy in Hollywood to promote euthanasia.

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Nope haven't seen it.

The euthanasia bit in MDB is near the end. The movie is mostly full of boxing.

It's not about euthanasia.

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Have you seen Brokeback Mountain then?

I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby yet but I hear it only won an Oscar because of the conspiracy in Hollywood to promote euthanasia.

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Nope haven't seen it.

The euthanasia bit in MDB is near the end. The movie is mostly full of boxing.

It's not about euthanasia.

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It's a Right To Die movie cleverly disguised as a female Rocky. Least that's what I heard.

I'm not going to watch it to find out for sure though.

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Nope haven't seen it.

The euthanasia bit in MDB is near the end. The movie is mostly full of boxing.

It's not about euthanasia.

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It's a Right To Die movie cleverly disguised as a female Rocky. Least that's what I heard.

I'm not going to watch it to find out for sure though.

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Really? The right-to-die part is at the end.

She's goes through, convincing Clint to train her, there are gym antics, she whips ass, then in her title fight, fucking dirty bitch sucker punches her.

In contrast, Brokeback seems to be a gay love story...and that is what the entire movie is about.;)

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It's a Right To Die movie cleverly disguised as a female Rocky. Least that's what I heard.

I'm not going to watch it to find out for sure though.

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Really? The right-to-die part is at the end.

She's goes through, convincing Clint to train her, there are gym antics, she whips ass, then in her title fight, fucking dirty bitch sucker punches her.

In contrast, Brokeback seems to be a gay love story...and that is what the entire movie is about.;)

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Well, until you watch it you won't know for sure what the entire movie is about. Just as I won't know for sure what the hell Million Dollar Baby is about by watching trailers (which are apparently misleading) or reading critics reviews (which are apparently shit).

I'll watch Million Dollar Baby if you'll watch Brokeback Mountain.:ermm:

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I'll watch Million Dollar Baby if you'll watch Brokeback Mountain.:ermm:

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Of course, if you do go to see it you will have to be careful none of your mates see you and think you have caught gay. Similarily I will have to be careful none of my elderly or sick relatives see me renting out Million Dollar Baby and think I am going to mercy-kill them.