fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't :dabs:

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I knew it :blink:

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

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Tee hee.


Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card - but let's not hold that against him. Poor chap is relying on his accountant to spot if anyone's used his card fraudulently. Unless Bert's accountant only has about four clients, it's unlikely that he peruses Rob's stuff more than once every three months - for the VAT.

Of course, the client thinks that his accountant does the VAT but everyone on this board knows that proper accountants employ minimum wage burds with big tits to do VAT computations. It's like work experience till they get on to do more difficult stuff like filing.

Therefore Bertie is most likely relying on a 17 year old called Shaznay to spot an alteration in his spending patterns three months down the line.

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An accountant preparing VAT returns would be like a mathematician keeping the scores at darts.

I know this sounds like pish, but whilst I was at really big school I played darts with an astrophysicist on several occasions. He was like some sort of maths savant, but really pish at adding up and taking away. We were like, "no manker, that's 26 you scored, so add on 4 and take away 30".

He was also pish at playing darts.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't :dabs:

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How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away. :whistling

Have I ever mentioned how the darts team of the pub I lived in demanded that I be treasurer for them and keep score on occasion. Due to the bank clerk thing.

I was fecking terrible at looking after money, due to the drinking and awful at the taking stuff away on the scoreboard - due to being pish at mental arithmetic.

Were you at least able to play darts without seriously wounding yourself? :unsure:

I'm a pretty good darter, provided someone tells me which doubles to go for and how many I have left. If that's not allowed (like in a league game), I'm fecked.

Good aimist - crap strategist :no:

I have noticed this, oft times chaps who can cope with the esoteric nature of numbers and how they juxtapose with the rest of the universe find difficulty with taking away.

Also the hard of thinking assume that Accountants can add up. Which is the equivalent of assuming that the poet laureate must be a good speller. I s'pose it's natural for people to think of things in terms they understand.

A famous physicist (maybe Niels Bohr) once said "anybody who says they understand quantum physics and doesn't think WTF, is a lying cunt". I paraphrase.

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I'm a pretty good darter, provided someone tells me which doubles to go for and how many I have left. If that's not allowed (like in a league game), I'm fecked.

Good aimist - crap strategist :no:

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Worst sporting injury I ever had was playing darts. Put my back out as dork distracted me mid throw - it was absolute agony and had to sleep on the floor for a week.

I was only 17 at the time. :blink:

PS Hope the car and cds come back in reasonable nick - you got no chance with the wonka bar.

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you got no chance with the wonka bar.

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what do you know? :fist:

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you got no chance with the wonka bar.

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what do you know? :fist:

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If you had been in that car would you have eaten it?




Unless you got lucky and they were allergic to chocolate.

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fair point. :unsure:

We once caught someone breaking into my flatmate's car when we lived in Cheam. I was coming home late night one Friday and my flatmates car was parked out front and some knobber was 'fiddling' with it with screwdrivers and the lark.

Needless to say I don't think he broke into many other cars in a hurry afterwards. About 6 weeks for a broken hand to fix isn't it? :unsure: :ph34r:

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If you had been in that car would you have eaten it?

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fair point. :unsure:

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Shame about the lock and steering column though. With the excess, the insurance will get the lighter end of the deal. Perhaps there should be some amendment to law on this - whereby you get to beat £100 worth of crap out of the Pikey's while the police hold them.

[quote=manker]

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Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card

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Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.

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fair point. :unsure:

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Shame about the lock and steering column though. With the excess, the insurance will get the lighter end of the deal. Perhaps there should be some amendment to law on this - whereby you get to beat £100 worth of crap out of the Pikey's while the police hold them.

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That seems only fair.

I believe that's the law in some States in the US.

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Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.

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You can withdraw cash with both :lookaroun

pants!!! they'll also be examining my junk that was on the way to the tip! :eek:

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Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.

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I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

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pants!!! they'll also be examining my junk that was on the way to the tip! :eek:

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I think it is only fair for you to point out that anything untoward in that vehicle was put there by said Pikeys.

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Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.

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I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

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This was my statement on the post to which you replied

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and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

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There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

I've a hawt and feisty idea which might just catch on:

I'll make maybe a brazilian points detailing why you're a geptard because you didn't cancel the cards, I'll intersperse that with fortyleven cutting remarks about how you generally don't have a clue - and then you pick up on someone else's point, attribute it to me and stick a reference to it in your sig.

What we'll do after that is see if anyone notices.

It'll be such a larf.

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I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

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This was my statement on the post to which you replied

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and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

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There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

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My debit card says "Debit" on it. Perhaps that could be one way in which you could tell the difference between them in the future. Another way would be to ask your bank(s) to provide you with a credit card that has a distinctly different colour than your debit card.

If you have any further questions please refer to these useful Wikipedia articles:

Credit Card

Debit Card

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

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This was my statement on the post to which you replied

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and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

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There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

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Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

If it makes sense, it doesn't count, I say.

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If it makes sense, it doesn't count, I say.

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Well that post soitanly counts.

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if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't :dabs:

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How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away. :whistling

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by not leaving them scattered all of the seat of roberts car.


i'm a bit slow with things this week :dabs:

why is robret being a glebe about credit/debit cardses. you can get in debt, or lose money of both are stolen, like :dabs:

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How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away. :whistling

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by not leaving them scattered all of the seat of roberts car.


i'm a bit slow with things this week :dabs:

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Put them back in the wallet where they were, how cunning. :O

Are you some sort of master criminal, or what. :ph34r:

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why is robret being a glebe

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Don't think he has much of a choice, like :dabs:

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by not leaving them scattered all of the seat of roberts car.


i'm a bit slow with things this week :dabs:

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Put them back in the wallet where they were, how cunning. :O

Are you some sort of master criminal, or what. :ph34r:

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depends who's asking :unsure:

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Put them back in the wallet where they were, how cunning. :O

Are you some sort of master criminal, or what. :ph34r:

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depends who's asking :unsure:

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Not me, I don't want involved in your shenanigans.

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This was my statement on the post to which you replied

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and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

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There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

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Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

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It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.

As with most threads that involve manker, he always ends up showing his imature side. I think most of us know the difference beween credit and debit cards.

We also know the difference between net and gross profit, right and left and cats and dogs etc.

I plead that manker stops taking every thread down to his level.

Describe to me the difference between cats and dogs then, mr genius.

Could someone please quote robert when he says really daft stuff, I don't care about the usual, mildly retarded stuff, mind, just the humdingers.

Taking him off ignore just isn't worth the joules.

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why did we start arguing about the differences between debit and credit cards?

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This was my statement on the post to which you replied

There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

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Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

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It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.

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See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

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Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

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It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.

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See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

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You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement [QUOTE][My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases/QUOTE]

The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.

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why did we start arguing about the differences between debit and credit cards?

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You need to thank manker for that, this is level of his conversations.

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It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.

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See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

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You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement

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[My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases

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The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.

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Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.

Or is it that you're not very good with English.

Either way, please try to be coherent when you post your pish, it saves a lot of fecking around.

Hint: You want to be thought of as a competent business person - try to post things which people will believe and don't contradict yourself. This really is essential for a believable interweb fantasy.

I have to be honest, if you do run a business, which I doubt, then I speak to Kleeneze commission agents and hairdressers that have more of a clue than you.

You clearly don't have the first inkling about running a business. It's a good thing you don't.