my dad lives on an island and the police closed the bridges and the river's lapping over the flood barrier :mellow:
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my dad lives on an island and the police closed the bridges and the river's lapping over the flood barrier :mellow:
If I don't turn the light switch on/off in my room 8 times every night before I go to sleep, the asteroid thats due to nearly hit Earth in 2028 won't miss at all.
For which fact the Greeks have never forgiven the Monks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Classical paintings are mixed with a chemical which causes one to become sleepy.
If you play classical music to furniture it grows quicker.
In countries where women have no shoes...the food taste better.
-bd
Shoes were originally nailed to the wearer's feet, much like is the current fashion for horses. It was only during the first Crimean war that the lace was invented.
The earliest sculptural version of Mother Earth was baked by a 100.000 men farting into the oven.
Toothpaste was invented by Ryan Seacrest.
-bd
LCD monitors will melt your corneas if you stare at them for 2 days straight.
99% of all people who call random strangers "mate" all the time on the internets are almost sane.
It is impossible to randomly call someone mate.
However it is entirely possible to call a random person mate.
Not a random person, a person selected at random.
Baby Jeebus is love.
-bd
That is one of the nicest pictures of Matt Lucas I have seenQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Pretentious
Fact
Fish are being bred...to taste like chicken.
Why not?
-bd
Matt Lucas was the tallest girl in her class at school.
Tall girls are easy.
-bd
biggles kills picshurs dead
Biggles is heartfelt sorry...Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
another fact.
JP Fugley was abused by priests as a child.
Tea bags are cheap in Canada.
-bd
mbucari1 was born in Canada.
-bd
canadia based jokes are still funny
Bo is funny.
fact
-bd
manker's last words before his untimely death were:
"Ask your employers for a P46 form, fill it in to the effect that your current job (with them) is your main job and take it direct to their accounts dept. That should sort the BR tax rate out - and get you a nice refund of the tax you've overpaid since you started."
The Bubonic plague that devastated much of Europe in the middle ages was actually spread by an order of monks that hate rats and believe them to be Satan on Earth.
The average IQ of Americans is 110 :lol:
FST is worth more than Google.
Langoliers from the Stephen King book are actually real and thats why time travel to the past is impossible.
Chess is the highest paying sport in the world.
Fact.
Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
HA!
Chess is better than sex.
http://www.chessmaniac.com/Bobby_Fis...rticles38.shtm
manker is dead.
my dad didn't drown. the water went over the other side and now i think there's some fields under a few metres of water
Jack Thompson has now become a world advocate in favor of violent video games. Claims it increases strategic thinking. :)
I shot Kennedy.....and Michael Barrymore applie to be a lifeguard at my local spa.
Not Mr Kennedy ... Kennedy.
?
he was male...
In 15th century Wales it was illegal to crank your spudgeon in a public place.
Soap Bubbles are visual orgasms.
It is illegal to masturbate more than once a day in Las Vegas.