who' has the most smokin' fast enter key....sure not lovewalrus! (LOL)
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who' has the most smokin' fast enter key....sure not lovewalrus! (LOL)
T-Bags are a great remedy to sooth tired eyes.
Eyes are for watching T-Bagging. A great remedy to sooth :ghey: ness..
Gayness is what it is, and one either self-loathes, denies or accepts.
Accepts but not promotes does the reasonable monk.
monk, you got any? said the crazy stoner.
"Monk" was the last word uttered by disciple before he passed through the gates and into his cloistered life.
oops...this time I'm slower!!
hahaaa
life is like a box of chocolates, your wife takes them all and leaves you nothing...
Nothing is more precious than the warmth of your child's hand in yours.
yours are the best tits i have ever seen...... my wife said to me...
Me!! No such thing. I never wore your lingerie, why would I. Well maybe just once but only because I was curious.
curious george...... bi-curious george is what i heard....
Heard anything yet? I hate waiting and you don't want me to become upset, said the towering dominatrix.
dominatrix would be the ultimate sexual partner of a lot of members in this forum
because were all pervs at heart
heart surgery is really really hard
harder than buffalo horn
horn of plenty
plenty of whipped cream
cream puffs, well I never
never retrieve never surrender
Surrender now!!! all your base are belong to me!
me, me, me, it's all me
me, myself and I
i am what i am
am I to blame for every disaster?
disaster is inevitable in the end
End your strife and surrender yourself to Jesus.
jesus still lives in french alps with elvis
Elvis isn't dead, he's a greeter at Wal-Mart.
wal-mart equals asda with a santa holding elvis's hand
Hand me the thingy, no you idiot the other thingy.
thingy is something you switch on
on the crest of a wave
waves are found in certain hair types
types of fish have a lot of omega oil
oil will make you billions
billions are being wasted on wars
wars waste lives wholesale