Prove this statement and you have aQuote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
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Prove this statement and you have aQuote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxYou're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
pervertconvert.:)
unless of course you have been cloned in which case you could be physically born again and again.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxYou're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
:lol: I forgot about that. Kilmarnock is full of clones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigglesunless of course you have been cloned in which case you could be physically born again and again.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxYou're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
clowns :dabs:
to the left of meQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
jokers to the right
That's kind of been your life hasn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceWhat happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
Did you see my insight there.
The yappy, fit burd part was totally autobiographical. I haven't turfed her out yet though. I've only renounced Christ once. Still, time enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by SextentThat's kind of been your life hasn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Did you see my insight there.
@xfrodobagginsx - what if i do decide to get born again by baptists like, but then decide its not for me and do something else? then a week later i want to be re-born again? am i disqualified or put on a waiting list or whatever?
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Originally Posted by someone called Maryx
There's nothing really new that's said on the internets anymore :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lokideviluk
donate to churches is the only way I believe. ;)
As long as the donor cards are not compulsory.Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
I need my liver. What is left of it.:)
is there r a shortcut
Contemplation is good although it is best to start with a focusQuote:
Originally Posted by GoLDeN
This is a good one
http://www.mikes-images.com/assets/i...tub_heaven.jpg
"Theres a place for us all, at thugz mansion."
The wine cellar is good I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaaxHimself
I'm set. I bought a spot in heaven from this web site reserveaspotinheaven.com for $13.
:lol: J/k what a scam that is. I can't believe people get away with this.
No, that won't get you to heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
hahaha...n00bQuote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxNo, that won't get you to heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
Give directions, please.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxNo, that won't get you to heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
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Originally Posted by Aaxel21
The Church (indulgences - sounds like an exotic perfume) did it for years - nice little earner actually. I think if you paid enough you got a really nice plot too.
It is a bit like the Wizard of Oz isn't it? Tap your heels three times and wish you were thereQuote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxNo, that won't get you to heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
Sheesh everyone knows that N4riX! :dry:
To hell with the poor then.:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
No they got to use a free pass I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboabTo hell with the poor then.:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by N4riX
Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable :shifty:
I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this
The history of religion
Is the history of the State
Incestuous exploiters of
Love, death, hate
A bit like a one way bus pass.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesNo they got to use a free pass I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable :shifty:
I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this
The history of religion
Is the history of the State
Incestuous exploiters of
Love, death, hate
I remember a Polish fellow who worked in Troon shipyard. When he wanted a single ticket on the bus he asked for 'One no come back to Troon'.:lol:
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Are you not getting wet and cold standing out there all this time?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
Echoes are teh dead spiritualQuote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
It is all very mantra orientated this way of going to heaven isn't it.
Pray a prayer click your heels and you are good to go. Personally I tend to agree with James and consider that what you actually do has a bearing on things as well.
The works are a RESULT of the salvation, NOT for salvation.
That is not what James is saying that is merely one denomination's interpretation of what he is saying. However, if that is what floats your boat who am I to argue :)Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
An intelligent, educated individual, with a bounty of life experience and an inquiring, open
mind.
smarmy cunt.
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Originally Posted by BigglesThat is not what James is saying that is merely one denomination's interpretation of what he is saying. However, if that is what floats your boat who am I to argue :)Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
Tit 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;
Eph 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Ga 2:16 Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.
We are saved to do (unto) good works, not because of them.
Eph 2:10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
Frodo, those are all quotes from the bible. The bible is a book, much like Harry Potter. And you do understand that this book was written 2000 years ago, and is all heresay (most, if not all of Jesus' disciples were illiterate). So, you would rather trust a 2000 year old book which is all hearsay rather than your own common sense?Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Tit 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;
Eph 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Ga 2:16 Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.
We are saved to do (unto) good works, not because of them.
Eph 2:10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
Have you even read the bible frodo? You seem like a pretty devoted person, so I'm guessing you have. If the bible is god's word, then why is it filled with murder, adultery, incest, prostitution, and overall immorality? Take a look at the old testament of any non-childrens bible and you'll see what I'm talking about. If I had children, I would not let them read the bible, just because of it's profane nature.
Now, with that being said, I'm talking as if a god would exist in the first place. Which god do you pledge your devotion to frodo? Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Herah, Baal, or any of the other countless gods humanity has believed in? Frodo, whether you like it or not, your an atheist about most god's humanity has ever believed in.
To me, belief in a god is a slap in the face to the complex and chaotic nature of our universe. Frodo, if you were to climb a mountain, would you try to take one large step to the summit, or would you take the sloping path to the top? Having a god that poofs everything into existence like a genie is like climbing a mountain in one step, utterly impossible. The universe, as well as life here on earth, were created over an infinite number of years, like an easy sloping path up the mountain.
And personally, I'd rather not go to a Christian heaven. That would be pretty boring. Valhalla, or even some virgins are better anyway.
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The bible is a book, much like Harry Potter
There's so much there that makes one's brain bleed that there isn't even a decent place to start. However can I have a stab at your contention that life on Earth was created over an infinite period of time. Or indeed that the universe was created over a similarly infinite period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheeseman1208Frodo, those are all quotes from the bible. The bible is a book, much like Harry Potter. And you do understand that this book was written 2000 years ago, and is all heresay (most, if not all of Jesus' disciples were illiterate). So, you would rather trust a 2000 year old book which is all hearsay rather than your own common sense?Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
Have you even read the bible frodo? You seem like a pretty devoted person, so I'm guessing you have. If the bible is god's word, then why is it filled with murder, adultery, incest, prostitution, and overall immorality? Take a look at the old testament of any non-childrens bible and you'll see what I'm talking about. If I had children, I would not let them read the bible, just because of it's profane nature.
Now, with that being said, I'm talking as if a god would exist in the first place. Which god do you pledge your devotion to frodo? Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Herah, Baal, or any of the other countless gods humanity has believed in? Frodo, whether you like it or not, your an atheist about most god's humanity has ever believed in.
To me, belief in a god is a slap in the face to the complex and chaotic nature of our universe. Frodo, if you were to climb a mountain, would you try to take one large step to the summit, or would you take the sloping path to the top? Having a god that poofs everything into existence like a genie is like climbing a mountain in one step, utterly impossible. The universe, as well as life here on earth, were created over an infinite number of years, like an easy sloping path up the mountain.
And personally, I'd rather not go to a Christian heaven. That would be pretty boring. Valhalla, or even some virgins are better anyway.
On what do you base this, presumably the "common sense" of which you speak and seem to put so much stock in. Certainly not current scientific thinking.
As to your mountain analogy, that's just comedy genious. Are we to replace Occum's Razor with Cheeseman's Mountain.
That can't be healthy, see a doctor soonest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Nah, I've decided it's for the best. I can't take much more of this stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerThat can't be healthy, see a doctor soonest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Brave lad.