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Loudly.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/laugh.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
You mean this one? http://i.imgur.com/2vCcP.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by buggsy
I much prefer this one for you. http://i.imgur.com/ZoqO6.gif
Aaaaand I just noticed the balustrades in the background :glag:
Mary = hero
I tried to make an ecru theme, but I have no idea how to pick out the color. I ended up just searching google for its hexcode. I haven't decided if I should even bother maintaining the page. He's really flooding me with material that I haven't had a chance to properly review and pull out the worthwhile bits of crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So that's where you've been!Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI tried to make an ecru theme, but I have no idea how to pick out the color. I ended up just searching google for its hexcode. I haven't decided if I should even bother maintaining the page. He's really flooding me with material that I haven't had a chance to properly review and pull out the worthwhile bits of crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I haven't really been anywhere of note, but jail is a likely candidate for future reference. I have a tendency to fight the law, and I don't always win.
Anyways, there's a new update on the blog, but the comment that inspired it seems to be missing. Either I have no idea how to work with Wordpress (likely since I'm not a blog person), or Dave went and removed it after he saw the update. Maybe it was accidentally trashed. Can't be sure.
Additionally, I'm still awaiting orders from you, manker. I don't like this system where I have to wait for you to tell me what to do, I get rather impatient. Could you perhaps devise a better system for issuing commands, or perhaps a manifesto operandi, that would be lovely my master.
:idunno: I wasn't aware we had this kind of relationship.
Not that I'm complaining.
Post some more beard pics in the gay beard thread, I like it when people post pics.
Give it up manker, Dave figured it all out, we're busted. As beard news goes, I haven't trimmed it on my regular schedule, so it's starting to fluff out. I'll snap a pic just before I take the clippers to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ah, I just read your blog.
Like MBM, I literally had no idea on first perusal which is your satire and which is Dave fo' realz.
He sent me a message the day before yesterday to tell me that he's moving on and letting go. So the person posting on your site must be someone else cus Dave doesn't lie.
And also, fluffy beard pics ftw :01:
How do you know all of it isn't just me, or isn't just all Dave but with a sense of humor?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
OK, I'm back. I pissed myself and had to change pants.
Must. Have. Fluffy. Beard. Pics. :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Back in the before time when he wasn't quite so mental, prior to Squeams actually acknowledging him on here, I tried to elicit some form of self-deprecating humour from him. I really did. I felt that if he started along that road, he might actually be able to fit in.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyHow do you know all of it isn't just me, or isn't just all Dave but with a sense of humor?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
OK, I'm back. I pissed myself and had to change pants.
It simply wasn't possible though. He takes himself too seriously and feels each comment directed against him as a literal 'jab', meaning that he is compelled to reply.
idk if you know Busyman? He was another who absolutely couldn't take the piss out of himself, as a consequence no one really liked him much.
He wasn't mental though. Just stubborn.
These are invariably the people who try hardest to be liked and feel particularly slighted when it doesn't happen.
They should really stay away from serialized tubes.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. I don't know Busyman, did Dave destroy him before I popped up here?
I was thinking about this recently. I've realised anybody who isn't capable of self deprecation hates me, sooner or later. But I'm fine with that because to me that's a litmus test of whether someone is worth knowing or not. All future people should be put in a room with me for 30 minutes, and if they come out in an even or positive mood they shall be allowed to join society :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
PS. What's the blog addy again?
Come on Mary answer your friend.
Or has manker set that address on some kind of moderation list, so that his friend doesn't get to see it?
Mary, taking it up the arse again from manker :glag:
It's not on a moderation list. It's on a "Please be courteous and don't post it" list.Quote:
Originally Posted by happyed
I also thought you quit this affair, or is it that the baby burying story was a hoax?
No the baby burying story was real.
So you have all been taking it up the arse from manker, exactly as I said. That's fucking hilarious :glag:
I have quit from caring about any of it, that doesn't mean I can't speak the truth about it, which it would seem is more than manker is willing to allow you to do :glag:
Oh! And it is on a moderation list, as you'll discover should you try and post it, it seems manker doesn't want your friend to see it.
I guess she have to go and find the picture Mary posted and read the address from that.
@Squeamous
These are the kind of people you call friends? Gutless fuckwits who won't let you see what a bunch of gutless fuckwits they are, insanely believing they can decide what you can and can't see. What you can and can't read? What the fuck happened to the woman who was posting up here that she wouldn't have anyone control what she did on the internet, when you were telling me you wouldn't be respecting my requests for you to stay away from me?
EDIT: Not even close to being on moderation, but keep trying.
http://magnumdave.wordpress.com/about/
There it is Sophie.
Who knows what Mary will have done with it by the time you get there, he is editing it now.
I also happen to have a few accounts here to burn now that I've given up bothering with the scum who occupy this site. I shall use them as I see fit. None of you are in any position to tell me I can't burn them by behaving like a piece of scum towards you, given how you have all treated me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
You should rethink you're master plan. Basically, you'd have to spend 30 minutes in a room with every idiot coming into existence. Committing them to the void beyond will provide only so much reparation for your destroyed psyche.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
http://magnumdave.wordpress.com
He has created a counter blog in his efforts to wash himself clean of the whole situation. I just figured out that's where I found the dead baby story. It looks like he's using a picture of Kirsten Dunst for the header.
for posteriority purposes I'll post that blog too http://squeamous.wordpress.com
That's Emmanuel Petit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
"Your" Mary, "your master plan" Not "You're". manker won't appreciate the grammatical error.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You should probably edit this out yourself, breaking ranks like this might get you disliked by the scum you call friends here.
EDIT: OH and she spent hours and hours alone with me so that plan is a non starter. As you've all already stated I can't do self depreciating humour, so if that plan could work it should have worked on me.
EDIT2: And I don't need to wash myself clean of anything. The entire "Dave the stalker" crap stemmed from her little lie to chavis. That's why none of you can produce a single piece of evidence to support the nasty shite you have thrown at me for months. I've also shown the CPS definition for cyberstalking and shown how she is the stalker here.
Some just don't realize the difference between a forum and a chatroom, your kind of expected to wait patiently for replies.
Fuck sake Mary, that's twice now. manker isn't going to be pleased about you littering his forum with your bad grammar.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That should be "you're" not "your" as in "you're kind of... blah, blah, blah."
EDIT: Sorry Mary, I understand you're rattled by what has happened here, being challenged as you have been. I understand how having someone show you up as being someone who is taking it up the arse from manker might make you stumble a bit. It's OK though you're in good company around here with all the other saps who manker has been giving it to.
Macky, I believe you're lack of grammar is getting to him.
:glag:
He's laughing now, but my instincts tell me it's for all the wrong reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
What's you're problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by happyed
You're instincts are probably not wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
There are wrong reasons? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I don't have any problems thanks, it's amazing what a little perspective can do for 'you're' outlook. My life is fucking amazing, and I'm still the luckiest bastard Sophie ever met.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
/reported :schnauz:
It was the bad grammar wasn't it? I'm blaming Mary, she started it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
In all seriousness, I think you should seek psychiatric help. It might help. It can't do any harm.
If you want to be serious, then I will be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I posted more than once about how my major concern about all that stalker crap was that it gave credit to the idea that Squeamous had something to fear from me. It was something which concerned me greatly. As it happened now we all know where it stemmed from it's of little importance. I'm even willing to bet she never meant her private message to chavis to imply I was stalking her, and never forsaw all the shit that would stem from it. And I can't fault chavis for leaping to defend her for his interpretation that I might pose some kind of risk from that message, indeed I might well have acted the same if confronted with information like he thought he was confronted by. Without seeing the message I will never know what it said. It all seems so meaningless now that its of no importance to me.
Yesterday I buried a nephew, I watched his mum in the most awful agony as she tried her best not to curl up in a ball of agony at the sight of his little white coffin. Trust me, nothing anyone has said here or anywhere hurt as much as that, as not being able to help her. I don't need help thanks.
This is all very interesting but when are we going to see the pictures of tits we were promised?
Personally it's the only thing keeping me going... :coffee:
Aw! Fuck Barbie... I'm sorry mate. I can't do that, she's a decent enough kind even if she does tell some lies. I couldn't betray the trust she placed in me when she sent me that picture. It will unfortunately never see the light of day again. Which is a shame she has grate bewbs. Far better than them ones you fotie-shopped onto her all them years ago. You'll all just have to solicite your own pics from her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa