Some nice naturals she got there.Sauce?
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Some nice naturals she got there.Sauce?
You're like the only man alive that doesn't find the 18 year old Sam Fox sexy. The only heterosexual man I mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wait.
You lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/keeley...l-pictures.htm
Is page3 some kind of natural boob site?
I need a tit. Right now.
Fixed ;]Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
M&SSTD is still alive and well and living in S London :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I might need to feed Deep&MeaningfulGuitaristDude for a bit before he's strong enough anyway. Plus he's uber poor.... how do you get something going with someone who has no time 'cos he works so hard and can't even afford to travel to date? I might have to ambush him on his pizza delivery run :fist:
Keeley Hazell is actually 100% bona fide hot. Sam Fox's nipples are a little on the large side no? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
What a man does with his rotoscope is entirely up to the individual. Personally, I believe it's wrong. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFixed ;]Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
OK, but I find her other shots a lot more sexy than her page 3 shots. Examples below, could be considered NSFW.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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See, finally, someone agrees with me. Just because it's a woman doesn't mean I'm gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousKeeley Hazell is actually 100% bona fide hot. Sam Fox's nipples are a little on the large side no? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You are right in the sense that Page 3 does not bring out the best in them. I can't think of another newspaper that has an original topless "modeling" section, though. It is a feature, and can be a springboard for those who catch enough attention. Kinda like Miss America, or w/e.
Reminds me of some nipples that I ran Into years ago.
Not my mom's :angry:
Trailer park babies aren't breast fed, they raised on the last few sips of stale beer. The only time you saw your mamma's tits was when she passed out on the couch or over a chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I wish!
There's a Keeley Hazell sex tape on the net, if anyones interested. Just watched it it's nothing special, but if your right hand is able to spare 5 minutes look it up.
This bored just gets classier by the day!
tits or gtfo
I thought you guise were a thing? I liked Rob before you destroyed the very essence of his being with your cervix gymnastics.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousM&SSTD is still alive and well and living in S London :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I might need to feed Deep&MeaningfulGuitaristDude for a bit before he's strong enough anyway. Plus he's uber poor.... how do you get something going with someone who has no time 'cos he works so hard and can't even afford to travel to date? I might have to ambush him on his pizza delivery run :fist:
This new guy sounds a bit pointless. We're not doing the foursome thing if you bring him :snooty:
[QUOTE=manker;3677019]:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
We are a thing, but I've sucked nearly all the goodness out of him now and anyway, what if something happened to him? Never put all your eggs in one basket Manky!
Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
We are a thing, but I've sucked nearly all the goodness out of him now and anyway, what if something happened to him? Never put all your eggs in one basket Manky!
You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner :no:
[QUOTE=manker;3677031]You're so square! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Sorry but, Tits or GTFO!
That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There's enough tittage in here already :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
The moral of the story, is be honest or you'll end up creating an awful stink :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's hip to be square.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou're so square! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And also, I keep fixing your quotes, and then you break them again :fist:
Fix'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe moral of the story is be honest, or you'll end up creating an awful stalker :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
[QUOTE=manker;3677236]Sorry :mellow:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
It was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFix'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:pinch:
I've heard different. I was told that it was all about lies and barefaced lies and shameful shenanigans.
Sometimes I just don't know who to believe :no:
That was a lie. I believe whichever one amuses me the most. Oh, btw. You're going to be brutally murdered in 13 years by a 58 year old man. I'm believing that at the moment because it's possibly the funniest thing I've ever read this week.
That's an interesting sequence of posts, shame it doesn't bear any resemblence to reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFix'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Maybe we should look at the reality and compare it, so that we can actually see who has been stalked.
There's this for example.
Which is a PM Squeamous sent to chavis. Telling him all about how I was threatening her with uploading amateur porn she KNEW I didn't have.Quote:
‘Hey you…..
RejectOfAllah is an ex of mine. I think he was trying to get to me when he asked in the lounge about uploading amateur porn. He knew I would be likely to see it – which is why he became enraged when you moved it before I saw it. The man is one step from me getting out a restraining order ffs. Plus he doesn’t know me very well – he could plaster my noonie onto banners and hang them from London Bridge for all I care – I’ll even autograph them. Just – try not to enrage the beast ok? He can be very unpleasant.’
Now which one of you is going to tell the board about the PMs I sent to anyone of you about her? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?
Then we have the now established fact that Squeamous fed manker my real name (and who knows what else) by PM.
Which one of you is going to tell everyone about the real life details of her life, which I fed you by PM? None of you? I wonder why that is? It couldn't be because it wasn't me sending PMs about her, could it?
Come on campers, tell me who has been lying and spewing forth the real life details of the other to people who had no right to have them? Who has been stalking whom?
@ Squeamous,
You mean when you were finally honest about something and exposed the lies you'd spewed forth into my real life to manipulate me for five years? Is that the honestly which you're claiming caused it in the first place?
Everyone hopes you have an unfortunate kiting accident.
Signed,
-The internets.
I don't play video games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Signed,
-Dave.
Let's get the timeline here, StalkerOfSqueams:Quote:
Originally Posted by StalkedOne
You came here after Squeams. i.e. She was an active member here. Having fun. Talking about all sorts of non-fuckhead (you) things.
You showed up and made a HUGE ass of YOURSELF.
Numerous people had already begun to LAUGH AT YOU.
She sent a PM to chalice asking him to NOT get you riled.
You have persistently blamed HER for the problem.
You coming here broke the "truce" of you and her "staying the fuck away from each other".
Stalker.
Creep.
Jokeboi.
Mental illness appears to be a lot like pornography in that you might not be able to precisely define it but you still know it when you see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by StalkedOne
No offense crazy person.
How about not stalking her in the first place. Nothing happened before you showed up. Nothing, Stalkerboi.Quote:
Originally Posted by StalkedOneHello Idol :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
What other option did I have? Other than to hold onto the reality of the facts and not role over (and fuck off) to suit her and her pet mod?
I totally get the hatred towards women.I recently found out that Olivia Wilde's nipples in The Change Up weren't in fact real but digitally added and seriously I was left both feeling cheated and wanting to kill someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by StalkedOneHello Idol :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
What other option did I have? Other than to hold onto the reality of the facts and not role over (and fuck off) to suit her and her pet mod?
The only thing that prevented a possible homicide is that I don't actually know anyone.
:lol:
I cant masturbate to this shit!
Sure you can...You're just not trying hard enough.