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But we are agreed he has long hair (he definitely posted that) and almost certainly worked in the WWF back in the early 90s.
I'm willing to recant on the eye make-up, given I made it up, but I'm not going back on the mullet.

Mullet and lycra. Nice.

I'm led to believe that it's actually called 'hockey hair' in Canadia.

Now if he actually played hockey that would explain alot of things, well all the blunt force trauma would explain alot of things anyway. :blink:

Fanks you guise. I dunno, I may be dead inside because I found it interesting in a detached sort of way. I guess I was a little scared at times, but only for a millisecond :happy:

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Ummm..... I wouldn't actually explain it, I wan't her to find the definition, and maybe peruse similar ones while she's at it and comeback and go zomg, you are one sick puppy, to which I will happily reply why yes, yes I am. :yup:


(for further reading Squeams, the salty pirate and the rusty trombone are good places to start).

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Listen sunshine, you're talking to a woman who just this morning dropped the term 'dirty Bristow' into conversation at work. Let me tell you something, I'm British. Even 6 month old British babies swear better than any other race on the planet. It's hardwired into our psyche. Salty pirates and rusty trombones can both be found in children's picture books over here. GTFO.

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You and your fetishes :fist:

-sighs-

Yes, young lady. Now come over here so I can teach you to respect your elders.

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It's not the same if you're not really cross :snooty:

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Since Hellwig was born in Indiana and doesn't wear skirts, it just won't work for Idol. Plus, we know he's supposed to be buff, but not too buff. And since he's more into punching people than lifting them:

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No no, I've already worked out who he is:

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You're so vain, you probably think you're the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be....

The technician doesn't instinctively punch people :snooty:

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Go and do some work.

How did you 'casually' drop a dirty bristow into conversation this morning Squeams? And what exactly was the topic of conversation?

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How did you 'casually' drop a dirty bristow into conversation this morning Squeams? And what exactly was the topic of conversation?

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Rimming while wanking a guy off. It's an all female office.

Is that what you call a rusty trombone? WTF is Bristow?

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Must be the sea breeze...

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and slutty womens. :P

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Is that what you call a rusty trombone? WTF is Bristow?

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No that's a dirty Bristow. It's named after a famous darts player in england called Eric Bristow. If you imagine the action of playing darts I'm sure you'll get it.

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Must be the sea breeze...

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and slutty womens. :P

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Look, I need to say something serious now. It's time to stop the prejudice. Sluts are people too! It doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, or desperate, you should be allowed to live your life the way you want to free of ridicule and derision. Don't be such a fag, fag :mellow:

I am a newbie and just found out about the tracker sites, I have been using bittorrents for years now but I always thought that the trackers are the people who seed the files. How do these tracker sites really work, when someone gets an invite what do you do with it, and how does it affect my uTorrent?

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I am a newbie and just found out about the tracker sites, I have been using bittorrents for years now but I always thought that the trackers are the people who seed the files. How do these tracker sites really work, when someone gets an invite what do you do with it, and how does it affect my uTorrent?

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Well, it seems we have a few issues to straighten out.

A torrent file is a small file containing instructions that tells your computer where to get the film (or whatever you're downing). This film will be located on other people's computers. These people are the seeders, they share the file with the leechers (you) when you download it.

You download the small torrent file from the tracker. This is a website which hosts a lot of different torrents. Like The Pirate Bay. It doesn't seed the files, the tracker only hosts the torrents.

You can have public trackers, like The Pirate Bay or Isohunt, which anyone can use. There are also private trackers where you have to log in. Much like you get public forums and private forums.

None of this affects your uTorrent, this is just a piece of software which acts as an interface between you, the leecher, and the people who are sharing the file, the seeders.

With some private trackers, you can just sign up and join, but with others you need an invite to get in. Once you get invited, you use that private tracker much like you would a public one - except you need to maintain a good ratio.

If you need an explanation of ratios, let me know because I'm sitting awkwardly and my wrists ache now :emo:

People should just start using magnet links if they absolutely can't find owt better than bittorrent :no:

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Look, I need to say something serious now. It's time to stop the prejudice. Sluts are people too! It doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, or desperate, you should be allowed to live your life the way you want to free of ridicule and derision. Don't be such a fag, fag :mellow:

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I admit I have an unfair aversion to sluts. Actually, it is very similar to my avoidance of public restrooms. And for many of the same reasons. Sure, I know they get mopped down occasionally, but for the most part, no one takes time worrying about what kind of mess they are making, drunks urinate all over, patrons stop in to quickly take care of their business, and if you are lucky enough the lights will remain dim enough so you won't have to see all the details. Public restrooms, in contrast, are cleaned at least once a day.

Disregard my posts; I suck cocks.

You could always remove the bored from your internets whenever it suits you.

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I admit I have an unfair aversion to sluts. Actually, it is very similar to my avoidance of public restrooms. And for many of the same reasons. Sure, I know they get mopped down occasionally, but for the most part, no one takes time worrying about what kind of mess they are making, drunks urinate all over, patrons stop in to quickly take care of their business, and if you are lucky enough the lights will remain dim enough so you won't have to see all the details. Public restrooms, in contrast, are cleaned at least once a day.

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Actually I find the reverse to be true. At least with the sluts I know. I was discussing this with one recently. We were talking about ex partners with poor hygiene, and we realised that without fail it was always the sexually inexperienced ones that we wouldn't head south for without a gas mask. Sexually active people tend to actually wash and have some concept of personal hygiene. They also know how to use a razor. Prophylactics go without saying.

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So did you get it yet manker? Or are you still deluding yourself?

@ Ben

You're deluding yourself if you think I must run away from those on FST who have, and who continue to, spew forth vicious comments based upon deliberate malicious lies, and personal information they should never have had.

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Actually I find the reverse to be true. At least with the sluts I know. I was discussing this with one recently. We were talking about ex partners with poor hygiene, and we realised that without fail it was always the sexually inexperienced ones that we wouldn't head south for without a gas mask. Sexually active people tend to actually wash and have some concept of personal hygiene. They also know how to use a razor. Prophylactics go without saying.

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You could just say it straight out, "Idol, go wash your bawls." There, we've both done our parts to make the world a slightly better place. :cheers:

I think the problem here is that Lycra doesn't breathe, thus the ball sack isn't being properly aired out.

Sup, guise.

I'm a giant homosexual.
Let's hold hands and make out while watching the stars.

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Sup, guise.

I'm a giant homosexual.
Let's hold hands and make out while watching the stars.

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Lured in like a moth to the flame with mention of Idol's sweaty bawl sack. Showering in the British "Speshal" Forces Brighey'd must have been enlightening for you. :mellow:

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Sup, guise.

I'm a giant homosexual.
Let's hold hands and make out while watching the stars.

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Lured in like a moth to the flame with mention of Idol's sweaty bawl sack. Showering in the British "Speshal" Forces Brighey'd must have been enlightening for you. :mellow:

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wasssuuuupppp pheasant pluckers. :blink:

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Sup, guise.

I'm a giant homosexual.
Let's hold hands and make out while watching the stars.

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Lured in like a moth to the flame with mention of Idol's sweaty bawl sack. Showering in the British "Speshal" Forces Brighey'd must have been enlightening for you. :mellow:

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Did you notice that in your editing to make him look silly, you actually made him look like less of a mentalist tard.

It would have been utterly impossible not to.

This board is illiterate, how can you have 1 guests?

When I think about Idol's sweaty ballsack I imagine it smells of axel grease and Cuprinol :wub:

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Heeeere's Idol

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Stop putting everything in spoilers OCD Man, I can't see them on my mobile, and I'm waaay too hungover to get up and turn the PC on.

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Stop putting everything in spoilers OCD Man, I can't see them on my mobile, and I'm waaay too hungover to get up and turn the PC on.

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Why can't you see spoilers? I'm guessing a better browser is the solution.

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Stop putting everything in spoilers OCD Man, I can't see them on my mobile, and I'm waaay too hungover to get up and turn the PC on.

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Why can't you see spoilers? I'm guessing a better browser is the solution.

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I'm stuck with the browser I have. This site has a shitty mobile version.

Install a different browser on your phone, perhaps.

Wimin :eyebrows:

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Lycra's breathable and whatever idiot said that it isn't needs to get his facts straight. Main reason that I wear it besides the fact it accentuates my great ass.
Also axle grease is for mechanics and other lower class types. I like to think that my ballsack smells of vanilla and victory.:smilie4:

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I'm stuck with the browser I have. This site has a shitty mobile version.

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Lycra's breathable and whatever idiot said that it isn't needs to get his facts straight.

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Inanimate objects don't breathe, I said it differently than you.

Annoying newbie post, what does 0-day mean on the tracker list?

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It means that some people obviously take this stuff way too seriously.