I think I know what's up with Idol.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I think I should be the one to independently verify if Idol does in fact have dreamy idol-eyes or if he really looks like the Ultimate Warrior. I'll understand if he doesn't want to show me his face, so I'll accept a pec shot :w00t:

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Not so much as a "Good day . How you doing?" just straight to show me your chest.Now I know how womins feel being treated like nothing but pieces of meat.

I have to say I rather like it.

Also by "pec shot" you weren't asking me to .............

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Hoi, me. Where's that awesome thread that you tantalised me with earlier.

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It's in its pregnancy.

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Hurry up and make it give birth to itself, then :unsure:

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Not so much as a "Good day . How you doing?" just straight to show me your chest.Now I know how womins feel being treated like nothing but pieces of meat.

I have to say I rather like it.

Also by "pec shot" you weren't asking me to .............

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Wat?

I've given you your compliment and now I want my payment!! :wub::fist::happy:

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I could murder this thread easy, if I felt like it. But I don't, like.

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Well apparently (according to Barbie at least), if you ever need a thread brought to a great screaming halt, then I'm your man. :blink:

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I dunno why you're pointing the finger at me, you're the one who brought it to our attention :idunno:

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Well apparently (according to Barbie at least), if you ever need a thread brought to a great screaming halt, then I'm your man. :blink:

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I dunno why you're pointing the finger at me, you're the one who brought it to our attention :idunno:

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Well there is that point, but just because I have an unfortunate habit of clearing the room doesn't mean you need to point it out all the time. If I was more neurotic, you would give me a complex, you still might. :fear:

See, Arty. That's just the way he works. Machiavellian.
He'll have you apologising for his harshity, next :smilie4:

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Ol' Darthy is someone I had contact with before I came here, as I found out when I arrived, and since everyone was picking on him, I think I just started to side against all the bile spewing bullies :dave:

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Our kinship... a mere protective act?

Say it isn't so.

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It isn't so, that's just what was going on at that particular time.

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Originally Posted by manker

Hoi, me. Where's that awesome thread that you tantalised me with earlier.

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It's in its pregnancy.

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I.e., he came on his keyboard. Masturcrastination happens to the best us.

Btw, Mary. Were we you for most of yesterday?
You weren't at your station and much pish was posted.

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Btw, Mary. Were we you for most of yesterday?
You weren't at your station and much pish was posted.

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lulz.

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Btw, Mary. Were we you for most of yesterday?
You weren't at your station and much pish was posted.

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I was writing whilst in a place with weak internets.

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lulz

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In an @ kind of way.

Hoi :eyebrows:

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Btw, Mary. Were we you for most of yesterday?
You weren't at your station and much pish was posted.

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I was writing whilst in a place with weak internets.

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Writing what, exactly?
Finishing up your dissertation, is it.

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I was writing whilst in a place with weak internets.

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Writing what, exactly?
Finishing up your dissertation, is it.

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Putting together my paper on the electrocatalytic mechanism of cobalt porphyrins. I'll probably go off to the same place today.

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Writing what, exactly?
Finishing up your dissertation, is it.

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Putting together my paper on the electrocatalytic mechanism of cobalt porphyrins. I'll probably go off to the same place today.

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Nice one. Did everything go okay?
You seem a bit jaded today.

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Putting together my paper on the electrocatalytic mechanism of cobalt porphyrins. I'll probably go off to the same place today.

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Nice one. Did everything go okay?
You seem a bit jaded today.

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The writing part is fine, putting the data together has been frustratingly tedious, makes being at a computer a bit off-putting actually. It's why there's been a need to sequester myself in an internet-poor zone, i.e. not home.

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See, Arty. That's just the way he works. Machiavellian.
He'll have you apologising for his harshity, next :smilie4:

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I knew if anyone would see what I did there it'd be you ... :happy:

So anyway, yeah Arty, apologise for my harshity whenever you're ready... :smilie4:

:smilie4: ^

And, hope your writing goes okay, mary. If you need a proof reader, PM Snee because this:

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Were we you

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Like what the actual fucking fuck happened there.

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Ol' Darthy is someone I had contact with before I came here, as I found out when I arrived, and since everyone was picking on him, I think I just started to side against all the bile spewing bullies :dave:

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Say it isn't so.

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I'm pretty sure that's called grooming.

If I liked you at all, I'd welcome you back.

NOTE: I still have not welcomed you back....

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Putting together my paper on the electrocatalytic mechanism of cobalt porphyrins.

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Is this, by chance, what happens in the colon of aged androids? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I think I should be the one to independently verify if Idol does in fact have dreamy idol-eyes or if he really looks like the Ultimate Warrior. I'll understand if he doesn't want to show me his face, so I'll accept a pec shot :w00t:

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Not so much as a "Good day . How you doing?" just straight to show me your chest.Now I know how womins feel being treated like nothing but pieces of meat.

I have to say I rather like it.

Also by "pec shot" you weren't asking me to .............

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Squeams, for a fowl-mouthed dock-working Brit, you seem impervious to the most dirty post this Canadian Boy Scout/choir boy has ever made.

Go easy on him, his keyboard just doesn't output the kind of screen scorching filth you have grown accustomed to...

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Also by "pec shot" you weren't asking me to .............

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Squeams, for a fowl-mouthed dock-working Brit, you seem impervious to the most dirty post this Canadian Boy Scout/choir boy has ever made.

Go easy on him, his keyboard just doesn't output the kind of screen scorching filth you have grown accustomed to...

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Omg, I didn't even pick up on it! These subtleties are lost on me :no:

If he'd just offered to cum on my tits from the top turn-buckle I would have understood.

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Originally Posted by Bret Hart

Squeams, for a fowl-mouthed dock-working Brit, you seem impervious to the most dirty post this Canadian Boy Scout/choir boy has ever made.

Go easy on him, his keyboard just doesn't output the kind of screen scorching filth you have grown accustomed to...

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Omg, I didn't even pick up on it! These subtleties are lost on me :no:

If he'd just offered to cum on my tits from the top turn-buckle I would have understood.

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It's not often one needs to mediate "dirty talk", but I'm not as appalled by my position in this as I would have expected to be. In fact, I'm kinda proud I could act as training wheels on Idol's road to dirty, dirtiness. :happy:

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:smilie4: ^

And, hope your writing goes okay, mary. If you need a proof reader, PM Snee because this:

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Were we you

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Like what the actual fucking fuck happened there.

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I'm everyone else's editor, troof. Even my rough drafts are pretty solid.

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Putting together my paper on the electrocatalytic mechanism of cobalt porphyrins.

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Is this, by chance, what happens in the colon of aged androids? :unsure:

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I would suggest that it would occur much earlier in their intestinal equivalent. You're missing the forest for the tree, you butthole aficionado.

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Is this, by chance, what happens in the colon of aged androids? :unsure:

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I would suggest that it would occur much earlier in their intestinal equivalent. You're missing the forest for the tree, you butthole aficionado.

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Butt, butt... I have no anal fetish, buttsoever. :idunno:

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I would suggest that it would occur much earlier in their intestinal equivalent. You're missing the forest for the tree, you butthole aficionado.

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Butt, butt... I have no anal fetish, buttsoever. :idunno:

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I fart in your specific direction, Meg. Also, just had an urge to say butthole aficionado.

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Butt, butt... I have no anal fetish, buttsoever. :idunno:

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I fart in your specific direction, Meg. Also, just had an urge to say butthole aficionado.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzzx0bHT9oE

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I fart in your specific direction, Meg. Also, just had an urge to say butthole aficionado.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzzx0bHT9oE

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Specifically, yes, that was in my head since I recently watched the Meg video collage.

I poasted it assuming Manker could be bothered into watching a 6 second clip. Probably asking a bit much of his attention span...

I skipped over it until I read you saying that it was six seconds.
6 seconds is optimum for jewtubes clips, I find, although this one didn't really deliver.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Not so much as a "Good day . How you doing?" just straight to show me your chest.Now I know how womins feel being treated like nothing but pieces of meat.

I have to say I rather like it.

Also by "pec shot" you weren't asking me to .............

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Squeams, for a fowl-mouthed dock-working Brit, you seem impervious to the most dirty post this Canadian Boy Scout/choir boy has ever made.

Go easy on him, his keyboard just doesn't output the kind of screen scorching filth you have grown accustomed to...

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I actually thought, upon first perusal, that he meant he would jizz all over his own chest if it was demanded.

I would have pointed it out myself but I just don't like to see a forumular peer of mine debase himself in this way. One can't help but notice that he hasn't posted since then.

Squeams, what have you done to Idol :fist:

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I actually thought, upon first perusal, that he meant he would jizz all over his own chest if it was demanded.

I would have pointed it out myself but I just don't like to see a forumular peer of mine debase himself in this way. One can't help but notice that he hasn't posted since then.

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Upon rereading, I can see how our resident narcissist may have offered such a thing. I believe I will hang out at Mary's blog as I find bile to be more palatable than the "other" bodily liquids that seem to be getting tossed around here lately. :sick:

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Originally Posted by manker

I actually thought, upon first perusal, that he meant he would jizz all over his own chest if it was demanded.

I would have pointed it out myself but I just don't like to see a forumular peer of mine debase himself in this way. One can't help but notice that he hasn't posted since then.

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Upon rereading, I can see how our resident narcissist may have offered such a thing. I believe I will hang out at Mary's blog as I find bile to be more palatable than the "other" bodily liquids that seem to be getting tossed around here lately. :sick:

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You'd rather be covered in Dave's bile than Idol's jizz.
Noted :smilie4:

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Upon rereading, I can see how our resident narcissist may have offered such a thing. I believe I will hang out at Mary's blog as I find bile to be more palatable than the "other" bodily liquids that seem to be getting tossed around here lately. :sick:

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You'd rather be covered in Dave's bile than Idol's jizz.
Noted :smilie4:

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I suppose I should have taken into account quantity before deciding. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by manker

I actually thought, upon first perusal, that he meant he would jizz all over his own chest if it was demanded.

I would have pointed it out myself but I just don't like to see a forumular peer of mine debase himself in this way. One can't help but notice that he hasn't posted since then.

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Upon rereading, I can see how our resident narcissist may have offered such a thing. I believe I will hang out at Mary's blog as I find bile to be more palatable than the "other" bodily liquids that seem to be getting tossed around here lately. :sick:

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It's Dave's blog, and I haven't been over there for awhile. I keep forgetting it exists.

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You'd rather be covered in Dave's bile than Idol's jizz.
Noted :smilie4:

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I suppose I should have taken into account quantity before deciding. :idunno:

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You could always be proactive about it and even things up a bit. I mean that Idol's production could be increased.
They do have aubergines in Canadia, I take it.

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Upon rereading, I can see how our resident narcissist may have offered such a thing. I believe I will hang out at Mary's blog as I find bile to be more palatable than the "other" bodily liquids that seem to be getting tossed around here lately. :sick:

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It's Dave's blog, and I haven't been over there for awhile. I keep forgetting it exists.

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Don't be daft. You've made loads of posts there recently :ermm:

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It's Dave's blog, and I haven't been over there for awhile. I keep forgetting it exists.

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Don't be daft. You've made loads of posts there recently :ermm:

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Wasn't me, really.