If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

Join a gym then,fag.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Join a gym then,fag.

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Knowing you and your issues with commas, certainly, this is what you mean:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Join a gym, then fag.

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might cut down on your hand lotion costs...more for beer.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

...It's as if I have some kind of mental retardation... I am so underdeveloped...

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See, you can recognise your own deficits.

It won't change you. You're still going to have pay that hot woman again to have sex lol!

OP: Sex will change you in a way that you will be hooked like no other.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I have proof that aliens were behind everything but I'm afraid to post precise details in case the government should decide to send assassins after me for revealing too much.

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Best response ever...

same like Mary ......................

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Originally Posted by pythoncancer

same like Mary ......................

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Yup That right

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Originally Posted by themarc

Yup That right

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Worst response ever...

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:o

OP

When you lose your virginity your balls will drop and you will become a man.

Congratulations.

I don't think you'll change as a person.

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Originally Posted by caliking

I don't think you'll change as a person.

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Most of us don't think he'll get laid. :no:

you will want more in the end. its a never ending search once you have had it once.

Once you lose your virginity you will get more sex. Its odd, but true. Women sense that confidence and they know that you will F the Sh*t out of them, so it attracts more.

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Originally Posted by Travo1

Once you lose your virginity you will get more sex. Its odd, but true. Women sense that confidence and they know that you will F the Sh*t out of them, so it attracts more.

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Are you speaking from experience, or are you hoping that is true when you lose your virginity?

I haven't ordered an escort girl yet. I am just scared of doing that.

Oleg's still alive???! Thought you had gone off to face Jesus' wrath, or something. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I haven't ordered an escort girl yet. I am just scared of doing that.

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Well, just bring along an ax, butcher knife, and large plastic tarp in case things go wrong. She'll feel at ease knowing you are the kind of guy who cums prepared. :)

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Let's assume a hot woman agrees to have sex with me. Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

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Depends if you taking or giving..lol

Depends if that dude is a lady...

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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That is the same attitude that Elliot Rodger had when he decided to go kill as many people as he could. Ironically, he specifically wanted to kill women because he felt that they were the cause of his anguish, and the reason he was still a virgin. Did it never occur to him that the reason he was still a virgin was because he was such a boring fucker.

Also, he was privileged, by having a rich mom and dad, who provided him with a BMW, when most kids his age are probably driving Citroens and Fiats. How spoiled can one kid get? Well, Elliot Rodgers is an example of a really spoilt kid who, when he couldn't get laid, decided to throw his dummy out of his pram and kill anyone who got in the way of his guns.

What car do you drive, Oleg? Are you a spoilt kid looking for an excuse to become deviant? Are we safe from you?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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No, life is selective.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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Pro tip: Being creepy induces a fight or flight response in your 'prey' and they run for the hills.







The only real alternative is that you need a new personality, a far less creepy one would help............











Oh and a makeover too, apparently after your webchat Meg didn't know whether to wave goodbye or reach for his shotgun.















He kept muttering the word Sasquatch? :idunno:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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I'll have to find some woman to ask to be sure but I'm fairly certain most don't view self pity as being very attractive.
Also as Mary can tell, you the success in most things comes from baby steps.Maybe actually try seeing if you can become friends with some poor girl,first in a totally non-creepy non-predatory way.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Maybe actually try seeing if you can become friends with some poor girl,first in a totally non-creepy non-predatory way.

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Don't know if he's actually ready to interact with girls. Outside, human contact might be a good first step. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

But then I've always favoured Kipling.

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Yes, he does make exceedingly good cakes.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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You're absolutely right fellah, and it's a fucking disgrace. Shame on you pretty women. Shame on you... :nono:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmkn59N5SDg

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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You're absolutely right fellah, and it's a fucking disgrace. Shame on you pretty women. Shame on you... :nono:

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If I remember correctly, Elliot Rodgers said almost the same thing that Oleg has just said, before he went on a rampage and killed six people, none of who he knew personally.

There's an old saying that goes, 'You won't lose your virginity if you go around killing all the totty'. Elliot Rodgers, if he hadn't gone on a rampage, would have eventually lost his virginity, either to a hot totty, or an old dog, and the same can be said for Oleg. My money is on the old dog, or a prostitute. If Oleg was going to lose his virginity to a Hot woman, it would have already happened.

Today, when I was in a subway car, I saw two beautiful women. I wanted to FUCK those girls. But I was too afraid to ask them for sex.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Today, when I was in a subway car, I saw two beautiful women. I wanted to FUCK those girls. But I was too afraid to ask them for sex.

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I bet the other passengers are relieved that you are not that forward. What would you have done? Spread eagled them across the seating?

Anyway, on another forum, a hot woman writes...

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Originally Posted by HotWoman

Today, when I was in a subway car, I saw a retard ogling me. He really wanted me, so I thought I would FUCK him, by opening my legs and letting him see what he couldn't have. My friend flashed her tits at him, just to see the look on his face. It was a picture. Poor fucker.

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PROTIP for Oleg:

There are different ways to convey the same messages. Time and place makes a difference.

On a subway, or in school, very few women want some creepy guy staring them down and saying, "I want to FUCK you!!!!1!!" Those that do are simply aliens masquerading in human form looking for victims to lure off.

However, in a bar, the likelihood goes up. Creepy and staring can come across as "mysterious" and "confident". Instead of "I want to FUCK!!! you", try, "Can I buy you ANOTHER drinkS?"

I suggest you try this on some of the weaker/older women in the bar as those with options will most likely take your free drink and run.

Or, you could try to learn how to actually build bonds with people instead of just trying to FUCK them. Practice this for a while, getting better at it as you go, then you may not come across as SO predatory. For predatory lessons, see Quarterquack. He's got that down as well as any weasel you'd ever come across in the wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vwo_TvFPQ

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am still missing out on life... There are so many pretty women in this world, yet I haven't fucked even one. Life is so unfair...

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Pro tip: Being creepy induces a fight or flight response in your 'prey' and they run for the hills.







The only real alternative is that you need a new personality, a far less creepy one would help............











Oh and a makeover too, apparently after your webchat Meg didn't know whether to wave goodbye or reach for his shotgun.















He kept muttering the word Sasquatch? :idunno:

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I have a mental illness, but nobody cares about the fact that I have it, and I can't change myself. And I suffer. I suffer so much.

Having a mental illness doesn't let you off being a decent human being! If you are going to think of other people, i.e. women, as objects and treat them as such, then you are a bit of a cunt for being like that, mental illness or no mental illness.