Last Word Game

interpretor is a profitable profession if you can speacky more than one language







(yes I can spell, but seemed slightly more amusing this way - maybe just to me :))

language skills are an asset nowadays

nowadays is not a word used frequently

frequently I have to bite my tongue/keyboard to stop expressing what I really think

think and don`t just assume

assume nothing until you know the outcome

outcome implies inevitable but the are always alternatives

alternatives to democracy are not worth contemplating

contemplating a situation before performing any actions is to recommended

recommended that I put my feet up for the weekend

weekend is usually a Saturday and Sunday but find India call centres have different ideas

ideas are bought cheaply and sold expensively

expensively are how the want-to-be rich people try to live

live and let live, that is how it should be

be one with the universe

universe is not poetry written while in higher education

education is better achieved through experienced and not what is taught

taught pupils only know instructions

instructions should be given in a clear and precise manner to avoid confusion

Confusion results from failing to read instructions

instructions supplied in the box when translated by someone from China, who clearly doesn`t speak English, are often worse than just working it out for yourself

Yourself: the person you cam most rely on for help.

help the needy, not the greedy

greedy is a pre-requisite for those in upper management







Meg: you`ve gone all mild on the avatar I see.... you must of mellowed.

management buy outs are just transferring money between old pals

pals come and go but hang on to as many as you can

can you stand on your hands?

hands is some measurement of horse size which I`ve never understood

understood the rule, did not know why

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near





yes a reference to old but still remembered song. Nothing wrong with some old nostalgic Carpenters

near misses are more common that people realise

realise your potential

potential is nothing on its own

own lots off nice things but consider does it really matter

matter of fact, neither do I

I came, I saw, I went to the gift shop

shop till your hearts content or the money runs out. whatever comes first

first in-line is not always a good thing

thing is, I tend to agree

agree or not do you really have a choice

(going all political now :))