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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I knew I should have bought in to this thread back when it was only a few posts worth. Bad investment strategy on my part, it seems- like not jumping on Lehman Bros when it was like $.0004 per share, or Bitcoins when they were free for allowing whatever it is that Bitcoins do on your PC when you aren't looking... :sadwalk:

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That is really some Deep shit!, I think :unsure:
I can tell you i could feel my beard growing while i was reading it....:whistling

Nice to see you Meg:)

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Originally Posted by shaina

Nice to see you Meg:)

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Hi, Shay. I need to wrap up my class, then I have a full month off of skule!

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Hi, Shay. I need to wrap up my class, then I have a full month off of skule!

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That sounds great!, I will bet you are really looking forward to the break. The weather here is still mild, but i will be on my way soon to sunny FLA. I can't wait for at least better golfing weather. So far my Daughter is the only one interested in going(my wife can't wait for the pool and warmer weather!!), the boys are going to stay home..
How abut you? Do you have any plans over the Christmas break? I know relaxing will be in there, even know the Kiddies will be driving you nuts!!:D

Meg... Are you teaching??

Dear Jew who gets no adjective assignment in this greeting,

Play nice with chalice, for he's very sensitive. You'll feel every laceration he delivers to his prepalms. You'll feel them!!

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Originally Posted by shaina

Meg... Are you teaching??

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Only occasional one-on-one Sex-ED. Do what I can to promote debauchery....

Kids are the primary focus at Christmas. Much gifts. So wrapping. WOW!

Hoping to focus my head and get some much-ignored projects done around the place.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Dear Jew who gets no adjective assignment in this greeting,

Play nice with chalice, for he's very sensitive. You'll feel every laceration he delivers to his prepalms. You'll feel them!!

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First off.... I don't give a rats ass fuck about Chalice!, and if you do that is great for you...
As for the word you used in the first sentence... I would never expect you to use it in a bothersome way towards me, and i figure that you will try your best in the future to not use it in any sentence you type....

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Kids are the primary focus at Christmas. Much gifts. So wrapping. WOW!
Hoping to focus my head and get some much-ignored projects done around the place.

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That sounds fun for the kids.... Presents!!
I did all my winterizing crap a few weeks back, and it was nice to get my kids help:, i am starting to feel my age now.. or at least my body is, the brain? well that still thinks it is 20..:01:
Not much to do inside just throw out accumulated crap, that i end up procrastinating every year:noes:
When you made your comment about school, i got the feeling (my class) that you might be assisting... But i am glad you will have a nice size break to catch up with your chores and i hope some rest...
Did you move the farm in the house? or did you winterize the condo you built for them outside??

PS.. Is removing the Mel Gibson poster on the list LOL!! Fuck i miss watching the Lethal Weapon series... Stupid ass what he did...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Only occasional one-on-one Sex-ED. Do what I can to promote debauchery....

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:noes: :noes: :noes: :noes:

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Dear Jew who gets no adjective assignment in this greeting,

Play nice with chalice, for he's very sensitive. You'll feel every laceration he delivers to his prepalms. You'll feel them!!

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First off.... I don't give a rats ass fuck about Chalice!, and if you do that is great for you...
As for the word you used in the first sentence... I would never expect you to use it in a bothersome way towards me, and i figure that you will try your best in the future to not use it in any sentence you type....

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If you thought I was attempting to defend the Irishman, you're mistaken. He needs no help from me. Rather, I gave you a friendly heads up. Also, since I don't harbor any generalized ill will toward any race, gender, or sexual identity, I find no inherent offensiveness in my saying or typing "Jew", "nigger", "nigga", "chick", "bitch", "spick", "broad", "cunt", "shifty fucking Jew", "fudge packer", or "prude Jew broad who refuses to blow me". The historical context for each term is not absent in my mind, but their abuses have always been accompanied by poor intent. Single out any word that isn't universally despised (hint: there are no such words), and ask me to refrain from using them, and you'll have no sympathy from me about such a request. Instead, I see it as an irrational request to sate hypersensitivity. When it comes to sensitivities and insecurities, you'll find me one mean motherfucker.

A coworker once heard me refer to the sneaky practices of financial institutions as rape, and then he commanded that I do not use the word rape again. I locked eyes with him and said to his face, "rape". My eyes begged him to take it a step further so that I felt the proper motivation to punch his protruding teeth back to the roof of his mouth. I would have even settled for me to tear him apart verbally. He turned away quietly, robbing me of an opportunity to get myself fired for the first time, but it partially eased the tensions for every one else in the room.

I once knew a Jew who identified with his Jewishness. I referred to him as a Jew instead of his made up alias, and he took offense to the word Jew. Is this Jew offended at the mere mention of his defined identity? Let me tell you that a Jew is a person who has an ethnic identity not tied to any land. The Jews found a modern national identity after WWII, Israel, which was accompanied by some haphazard redrawing of borders in a relatively unstable region. The Jews were meant to have a safe haven, deservedly so, but the Israeli government has poorly handled the displaced non-Jews. I guess that was for irony's sake, and perhaps that's why they find such a staunch ally in the US.

Anyways, do you actually expect anyone to refrain from using the word Jew or any of its derivatives when Jews exist and identify themselves as such? It's absurd. If you were really serious about it, then there are two options. One is to find a way to control everyone's mind and subsequently invent a new word for those with Jewish ethnicity. I don't recommend that PC path unless you have your hands on the appropriate technology. The other option is to make sure no Jews exist to discuss, but I'll tell you that it has been attempted before and it's a terrible idea.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

for every one else in the room.

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ha!!! :01:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by shaina

Meg... Are you teaching??

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Only occasional one-on-one Sex-ED. Do what I can to promote debauchery....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxovzT2o4IE

Come on now Idol.... Give him more credit!! with all the Schooling Meg has gone through!!... Jack Black!!:noes:
Way more American:whistling
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Ok... Maybe too much, this one is better:yup:
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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If you thought I was attempting to defend the Irishman, you're mistaken. He needs no help from me. Rather, I gave you a friendly heads up. Also, since I don't harbor any generalized ill will toward any race, gender, or sexual identity, I find no inherent offensiveness in my saying or typing "Jew", "nigger", "nigga", "chick", "bitch", "spick", "broad", "cunt", "shifty fucking Jew", "fudge packer", or "prude Jew broad who refuses to blow me". The historical context for each term is not absent in my mind, but their abuses have always been accompanied by poor intent. Single out any word that isn't universally despised (hint: there are no such words), and ask me to refrain from using them, and you'll have no sympathy from me about such a request. Instead, I see it as an irrational request to sate hypersensitivity. When it comes to sensitivities and insecurities, you'll find me one mean motherfucker.
A coworker once heard me refer to the sneaky practices of financial institutions as rape, and then he commanded that I do not use the word rape again. I locked eyes with him and said to his face, "rape". My eyes begged him to take it a step further so that I felt the proper motivation to punch his protruding teeth back to the roof of his mouth. I would have even settled for me to tear him apart verbally. He turned away quietly, robbing me of an opportunity to get myself fired for the first time, but it partially eased the tensions for every one else in the room.
I once knew a Jew who identified with his Jewishness. I referred to him as a Jew instead of his made up alias, and he took offense to the word Jew. Is this Jew offended at the mere mention of his defined identity? Let me tell you that a Jew is a person who has an ethnic identity not tied to any land. The Jews found a modern national identity after WWII, Israel, which was accompanied by some haphazard redrawing of borders in a relatively unstable region. The Jews were meant to have a safe haven, deservedly so, but the Israeli government has poorly handled the displaced non-Jews. I guess that was for irony's sake, and perhaps that's why they find such a staunch ally in the US.
Anyways, do you actually expect anyone to refrain from using the word Jew or any of its derivatives when Jews exist and identify themselves as such? It's absurd. If you were really serious about it, then there are two options. One is to find a way to control everyone's mind and subsequently invent a new word for those with Jewish ethnicity. I don't recommend that PC path unless you have your hands on the appropriate technology. The other option is to make sure no Jews exist to discuss, but I'll tell you that it has been attempted before and it's a terrible idea.

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My Legal Advisers and my Consigliere have advised me to give a very simple statement to your Ignorance, and Inaccurate/False Horseshit!! ...

"Fuck you, I am what I am...and I wouldn't ever change that"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbEBvU_0Sw

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Originally Posted by shaina

"Fuck you, I am what I am...and I wouldn't ever change that"

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But are you the word police or not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TRoMSG-5I

Everyone sing a long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ayaJdbauE

First let me get my white suit and platform heels.

I think most people assumed you wore them pretty much all of the thyme.

I try to change it up so I don't get stuck in a fashion funk.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

But are you the word police or not?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54UdQP4H-jI

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

First let me get my white suit and platform heels.

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Idol.. It looks easier than riding a bicycle:whistling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSVSbdmrT0U

Do not take the bicycle's name in vain.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Do not take the bicycle's name in vain.

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MY Bad!!! :lol: