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well, with them phrases you came up with, you sounded pretty cool and smooth to me B) ;)Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 January 2004 - 16:23
That's right, I am the One..........The one bloke who can make a complete fool of himself without being drunk :lol:
Jonno B)
tralalala
:unsure: What are you after with all these compliments?...........I ain't got no money :P :lol:
I told you before, just close your eyes, picture the love of your life and say what you feel :)
Jonno B)
nah, ill do that once i feel it... doesnt happen to me "just like that" :P ill try later on, maybe this eveningQuote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 January 2004 - 16:33
:unsure: What are you after with all these compliments?...........I ain't got no money :P :lol:
I told you before, just close your eyes, picture the love of your life and say what you feel :)
Jonno B)
tralalala
No, don't "Try" , let it flow dude, just let it flow.........go outside tonight and look at the stars (if the sky is clear), just look at them for a while, look around the sky, notice things, don't just see stars, see a face, see a life.........you know what I mean? :)Quote:
Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 14:35
ill try later on, maybe this evening
Jesus. what have you done to me, I gone all soppy and shit :blink:
Right........ :01: Hurrrrrrr :01:
Jonno B)
No, don't "Try" , let it flow dude, just let it flow.........go outside tonight and look at the stars (if the sky is clear), just look at them for a while, look around the sky, notice things, don't just see stars, see a face, see a life.........you know what I mean? :)Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+10 January 2004 - 16:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 10 January 2004 - 16:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 14:35
ill try later on, maybe this evening
Jesus. what have you done to me, I gone all soppy and shit :blink:
Right........ :01: Hurrrrrrr :01:
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
ok, so ill flow later on this evening :)
tralalala
:rolleyes: :lol: Do what you will little dude :)
Who do you like?.........Girl wise? :)
Jonno B)
ive got my likes... i like 2 of them specially.... one with an amazing personality, and the other, smart, pretty and social.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 January 2004 - 16:56
:rolleyes: :lol: Do what you will little dude :)
Who do you like?.........Girl wise? :)
Jonno B)
btw: why do you call me little dude? :huh: sounds quite good for me actually as an extra nickname.... but if you saw me, youd call me big dude.... never mind, call me little dude, sounds cool :) should i call you big dude then?
tralalala
Together they sound sensational, TraLittleGuy!!!Quote:
ive got my likes... i like 2 of them specially.... one with an amazing personality, and the other, smart, pretty and social.
Btw. be carefull kneeling for Jonno!!
Did that once and i still need strepsils!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
And about The One....... That's me!!!!!
Yogs
I just figured you was a ickle dude :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 15:24
btw: why do you call me little dude? :huh: sounds quite good for me actually as an extra nickname.... but if you saw me, youd call me big dude.... never mind, call me little dude, sounds cool :) should i call you big dude then?
How tall and heavy are ya then? :01:
@Yogs........That was our secret :ph34r: :P :lol:
Jonno B)
I just figured you was a ickle dude :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+10 January 2004 - 17:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 10 January 2004 - 17:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 15:24
btw: why do you call me little dude? :huh: sounds quite good for me actually as an extra nickname.... but if you saw me, youd call me big dude.... never mind, call me little dude, sounds cool :) should i call you big dude then?
How tall and heavy are ya then? :01:
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
well, im about 1.75 meteres tal, and i weigh some 75 kilos... not as small as you thoughtthen mate...
tralalala
p.s: little dude is still fine with me, it makes it sound like you are my "teacher"... :lol:
In that case I shal continue to call you little dude, and you can call me grasshopper :lol: :lol:
btw, you are a little dude to me :P
You 75 kg (165lbs)
Me 101 kg (224lbs)
You 175 cm (5'10")
Me 191 cm (6'3")
So I'm safe :lol:
Right, back to the plan anyway, I have to right something in here so gimmie a minute cos I only just up :lol:
Jonno B)
Ok here goes...........
"As I sit near my window gazing out across the mist covered feilds, it's dull and dank.........just like the feeling in my heart now you're not here.
The emptyness of the land is my soul when you're not around.
Thru the clouds a shimmer of sunlight beems down on the grass lighting the land like a thousand candles, I know it's you....I know it's your smile as you're thinking of me.
You're soon to be home, the sky brightens.........the sun begins to pour thru the clouds, my heart warms, my soul fills with happiness as I know it wont be long.
I've missed you, my heart yearns for your love, my body aches for your touch, I need to hear the sound of your sweet soft voice flowing thru my head like a gentle stream........I await your return, my arms open wide, my smile growing ever more, my heart warming............from this I guess you could say..........
I Miss You!"
Hmmm, not bad I suppose for someone who's only been awake an hour :lol:
Jonno B)
[I]please we got a life to sort out adn if you gooining to task eLayal then I need to be paerrt of it ................Ok so you, although you my wife, you goign to put someones dick indise you , no9w at wehich poijt should I be rwady to take you down, your epoepled down \and shoot my way out of the fucked upshit you put me in
wow, sounds to me your a real big dude grasshopper... :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 January 2004 - 14:50
In that case I shal continue to call you little dude, and you can call me grasshopper :lol: :lol:
btw, you are a little dude to me :P
You 75 kg (165lbs)
Me 101 kg (224lbs)
You 175 cm (5'10")
Me 191 cm (6'3")
So I'm safe :lol:
Right, back to the plan anyway, I have to right something in here so gimmie a minute cos I only just up :lol:
Jonno B)
do you do any sports?! cos if those 101 kg are muscles, then you would make a pretty good basketball player...
tralalala
"The fire that burns within grows stronger day by day, the heat, the passion the feeling of love, the feeling joy.....
Nothing and no one can reproduce this feeling I hold in my soul....
Nothing and no one could replace this feeling I hold so strong in my heart.
This feeling I carry for you, you and no other, this feeling will never weaken, this feeling will only grow, this feeling will never flounder nor crack or break, whether I live for 1 hour or a thousand years I will always hold you close in my heart, forever thru the eternity of the universe......true to you my one true love"
Amazing what beer can do :rolleyes:
Jonno B)
i take from that your best sport is boozing?! :huh: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 00:41
Amazing what beer can do :rolleyes:
Jonno B)
tralalala
No my best sport is surfing, all tho it's more of a way of life than a sport B)
Jonno B)
post some pics grasshopper, i wanna see you in action!! :)Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 16:26
No my best sport is surfing, all tho it's more of a way of life than a sport B)
Jonno B)
tralalala
Well there are'nt many pics cos when it on we don't wanna be sitting on the beach taking pics, I actually have a load that need developing, but this is me on a juicy day :)
Bare in mind I'm 6'3" and my board is 9'1", so you judge for yourself how big the wave is, I can tell you I nearly did'nt come back that day tho :ph34r:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...avesmall80.jpg
If you really interested have a look at our site Sheringham Surf :)
Jonno B)
wow, not bad mate...Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 21:36
Well there are'nt many pics cos when it on we don't wanna be sitting on the beach taking pics, I actually have a load that need developing, but this is me on a juicy day :)
Bare in mind I'm 6'3" and my board is 9'1", so you judge for yourself how big the wave is, I can tell you I nearly did'nt come back that day tho :ph34r:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...avesmall80.jpg
If you really interested have a look at our site Sheringham Surf :)
Jonno B)
glad you got back safe though!! :)
tralalala
btw, the last 2-3 posts were completely off-topic, so lets cut that and get on with our phrases... heres one from me for a change:"hey, have you got a cell phone?" "yes i have one, why??" "well, i need to call god and tell him one of his angels has dropped down to earth..." (i love that one, works so well!!)
tralalala
Jonno?! whered you disappear to?? :huh:
tralalala
I been telling her direct ;) :D
I'll have some more for you when my brain eventually starts working again :helpsmile:
At the moment all I can manage is.......
"Spread em, ya mother did" :ph34r:
Jonno B)
Jonno... :nono:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 10:06
"Spread em, ya mother did" :ph34r:
Better start working on it a little more...
Your teeth sparkle like the stars - they come out at night.
You skin is like porcelyn - all white and cracked.
Works all the time for me :P
Ukkie
Enter pub - say in loud voice - 'I'm looking for a women that can't fart.' - Get face slapped, exit pub and go home.
I'm much too shy to talk like that...Quote:
Originally posted by Flange@17 January 2004 - 15:45
Enter pub - say in loud voice - 'I'm looking for a women that can't fart.' - Get face slapped, exit pub and go home.
Jonno... :nono:Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD+17 January 2004 - 16:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 17 January 2004 - 16:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 10:06
"Spread em, ya mother did" :ph34r:
Better start working on it a little more... [/b][/quote]
There's my insperation........:)
"You're eyes sparkle like twinkling stars, my heart thumps for you every second of every day..........your soft tender touch is that of silk on a rose petal and your smile is the sunshine that brightens this planet"
Jonno B)
'Nice legs, what time do they open?'
:lol: :lol: Never gad the balls to use it though :rolleyes:
*sigh* :wub:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 12:10
There's my insperation........:)
"You're eyes sparkle like twinkling stars, my heart thumps for you every second of every day..........your soft tender touch is that of silk on a rose petal and your smile is the sunshine that brightens this planet"
Jonno B)
There's my boy... much better :wub:
I knew you had it in ya! :D
:)
Jonno B)
Didn't do anything for me Jonno..... sowwy bro.... :(
Ukkie
:lol: :lol: Ok here's one for you :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@17 January 2004 - 17:37
Didn't do anything for me Jonno..... sowwy bro.... :(
Ukkie
*Ooo your tash is like a wire brush on my lips........your guitar always in the way but sounds beautiful* :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: Ok here's one for you :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+17 January 2004 - 18:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 17 January 2004 - 18:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@17 January 2004 - 17:37
Didn't do anything for me Jonno..... sowwy bro.... :(
Ukkie
*Ooo your tash is like a wire brush on my lips........your guitar always in the way but sounds beautiful* :lol: :lol:
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Now if you said that in a Geordie accent and had a georgeous body with a nice butt and boobs, i'd go for that Jonno :lol:
Peace
UKMan
Now if you said that in a Geordie accent and had a georgeous body with a nice butt and boobs, i'd go for that Jonno :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+17 January 2004 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 17 January 2004 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 18:44
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan
Quote:
@17 January 2004 - 17:37
Didn't do anything for me Jonno..... sowwy bro.... :(
Ukkie
:lol: :lol: Ok here's one for you :rolleyes:
*Ooo your tash is like a wire brush on my lips........your guitar always in the way but sounds beautiful* :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
tralalala :o
Dunno about my butt but I got nice boobs, I often feel them :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@17 January 2004 - 17:49
Now if you said that in a Geordie accent and had a georgeous body with a nice butt and boobs, i'd go for that Jonno :lol:
Peace
UKMan
As for the accent..........baby I can say it any way you want :lol: :lol:
I'm such a slag :lol:
Jonno B)
Cheating on me?Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 13:15
Dunno about my butt but I got nice boobs, I often feel them :lol: :lol:
As for the accent..........baby I can say it any way you want :lol: :lol:
I'm such a slag :lol:
Jonno B)
:'(
Oh... btw... you have a very nice butt :wub:
:unsure: Uh oh............quick pull ya trousers up, the missus is here :lol: :lol: ;)
Heh, not as nice as yours :wub:
Jonno B)
LMAOQuote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 13:36
:unsure: Uh oh............quick pull ya trousers up, the missus is here :lol: :lol: ;)
Heh, not as nice as yours :wub:
Jonno B)
It's debatable... I think yours is much nicer than mine. :wub:
Sorry dear, did you want me for anything? :lol: :lol:
Well I honsestly think most people here would say yours is nicer B)
Uh oh, I got a hard on now :helpsmile: :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)