Welcome Aboard The Neptylon 7.

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Originally posted by Canti@24 February 2004 - 20:29
URGENT: Captain Neptylo

I think you may have passed over my first application
Or maybe I failed the first test I think, but im still not sure what it was...
Maybe it was the suit!?

QUALIFICATIONS:
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1. I can count to 4
2. I make good reactor shielding
6. I look different every time you see me
4. I recently found a Moogle Pocket and added an extra slot to my action inventory.
4. I once taught poo to sing.
4. I have magnetic sneakers.
4. I salute all the time, so I should probably belong to some kind of command structure where you get to salute all the time.
4. I am familiar with the CXfart++ Lite programming language.
4. I look good in any colour except snuh.

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That is amazing!!!

When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda!!!!!
http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures...monster_31.jpg

You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

matters concerned.

You will report to me no matter what.

Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

And now off to some matters.


CapYoNyLot

Joob Joob, I did not activate your semen sample yet. The ship won't recognise you when erm...'testing' you.

You do not want to know what will happen to your 'big boy' if you try to take off without permission :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Skweeky+24 February 2004 - 20:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 24 February 2004 - 20:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Canti@24 February 2004 - 19:29
URGENT: Captain Neptylo

I think you may have passed over my first application
Or maybe I failed the first test I think, but im still not sure what it was...
Maybe it was the suit&#33;?

QUALIFICATIONS:
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4. I salute all the time, so I should probably belong to some kind of command structure where you get to salute all the time.

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Captain, I need another crew member to try the &#39;rings&#39; on. He seems perfect for this function.



EDIT: I do not vouch for anyone, sir, I shall have him fill in his application though. [/b][/quote]
[captain in holotoilet]

Is it that tygeyrtri Durchfall again Captain? :o

BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

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Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 14:41
Joob Joob, I did not activate your semen sample yet. The ship won&#39;t recognise you when erm...&#39;testing&#39; you.

You do not want to know what will happen to your &#39;big boy&#39; if you try to take off without permission :rolleyes:

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wtf :blink:

maybe i should&#39;nt have skip so many day&#39;s ? :huh: :D

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Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 20:44
Is it that tygeyrtri Durchfall again Captain? :o

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Yeah&#33;&#33;

Just a little too much Frighqhydrated flocksauce..........


Captain Nep.............barf&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Buju Buju, report to the Captain immediately or I shall activate the BBB* :ph34r:







*Big Boy Blaster

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Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 14:47
Buju Buju, report to the Captain immediately or I shall activate the BBB* :ph34r:







*Big Boy Blaster

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:o what the hell is that http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blac...ar15smilie.gifnever mind im reADY :ph34r:

Don&#39;t worry my cat, i mean CuuArfT will get him.

http://www.jodompictures.com/Images/...LIEN%20CAT.jpg

By the way it had a baby but it hasn&#39;t fully formed yet.

http://paranoiafiles.com/images/green_cat.jpg

Captain carefull, in the hToilet, some people have already gone missing in there today.

ALERT ALERT ALERT
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

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damn cats :angry: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles.../geno/para.gif

*activating BBB*


...this could get really messy :ph34r:

i&#39;ve sealed him in the boarding dock.... let him stay there til he calms down.

Edit - send the TUBE in to get him - this will make for interesting veiwing

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Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 14:53
ALERT ALERT ALERT
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

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u will never capture me :angry: freaks


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...aladin/uzi.gif
http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/co...ocketwhore.gif
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/ups/k...smilietrix.gif
http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/violent/1gunsmiley.gif

I&#39;ve turned magnestisum on high so bullets will stick to the walls.

He won&#39;t last much longer... :01: :01: :01:

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Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 13:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 24 February 2004 - 13:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 14:53
ALERT ALERT ALERT
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

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u will never capture me :angry: freaks


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...aladin/uzi.gif
http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/co...ocketwhore.gif
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/ups/k...smilietrix.gif
http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/violent/1gunsmiley.gif [/b][/quote]
the icy-flaming shit launcher&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


fire away&#33;&#33;&#33; Boom Boom BOOM&#33;&#33;&#33;


jubs is frrrooozzzeeennn solid, and shitty


i placed him in the cryotube&#33; YES&#33;


thx to wizard-mons magnetized bullets&#33; lets split the bounty btween da 2 of us m8&#33;



:lol: :lol: :01: :01: :lol: :lol:

screw u 2 i still have my light saber :lol: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles...wn/lsvader.gif

me make run for getaway shiphttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...lent/awing.gif

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Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 20:53
screw u 2 i still have my light saber :lol: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles...wn/lsvader.gif

me make run for getaway shiphttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...lent/awing.gif

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Is the thief of bb&#39;s semen sample? :o

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Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 14:53
screw u 2 i still have my light saber :lol: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles...wn/lsvader.gif

me make run for getaway shiphttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...lent/awing.gif

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d00d&#33; ur FROZEN&#33;&#33;&#33;


ur ALREADY IN THE CRYOTUBE&#33;&#33;&#33;


btw wizard vaporized ur ship :P

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gifwhen i get out im goin to hurt somebody &#33; :angry:


everybody :angry:

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Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:

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Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? :rolleyes:

i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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Originally posted by bigboab+24 February 2004 - 16:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 24 February 2004 - 16:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:

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Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gifhahaahahahahaahah

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Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:14
i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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:blink: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gif

thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...e/Eyecrazy.gifwhat not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...x11shocked.gif

now to escape and get to the ship :unsure:

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Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 15:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 15:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...e/Eyecrazy.gifwhat not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...x11shocked.gif

now to escape and get to the ship :unsure: [/b][/quote]
cryotube isnt computer operated man&#33;&#33;&#33;


:P



btw we blew up ur ship, remember?



also, since we filled the dryotube with sperm and u were fertilized, we sped tome so that 1 month passed every second in the chamber&#33; so now your baby is BORN&#33; and you are...





FROZEN&#33;



btw man, its a girl&#33;


its also rather cute lookin too&#33; its a human with a tail&#33; (the tail is covered with human skin so...


anyhow, we sped time up on her and now shes at her 18th birthday&#33;

[quote]Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 18:40

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Originally Posted by Canti,24 February 2004 - 20:29

URGENT: Captain Neptylo

When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures...monster_31.jpg

You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

matters concerned.

You will report to me no matter what.

Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

And now off to some matters.


CapYoNyLot

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Excellent&#33;

I have already begun preparing for the operation...

I have been consuming mass quantities of fiber, and I will perch myself upon the MEGAfLUSH for approximately (timeinterval classified) during which time I hope to pass an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

My secret identity for today is (pantS-Pants)
http://www.snapbag.com/~flux/tf/cards/salute.jpg
:Cadet CanDo report ends:
&#33;Hail Nep&#33;

looks like jubs&#39; girl is askin for sum&#33;


*goes into private room and closes triple-layer doors*


:P wow shes got some skills with the tail...


(note to self, dont get this girl with any other girl... she will tail them :lol:

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gifnot my baby :angry:

i now got my ship back :P

some friends came and rescued me http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/...spacecraft.gif
now it&#39;s payback time


http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/zimpic2.gif

But what about the Space Bats, do they really exist??&#33;? :ph34r:

kill them girhttp://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/bios/sir.jpg



we will conquer this place http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/skoodge2.jpg



the invasion has begunhttp://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/girpic1.gif

I&#39;ll hold &#39;em off as long as I can but I only just got me licence...

http://hem.passagen.se/kantorp/datas...sionofbats.gif

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Originally posted by Withcheese@24 February 2004 - 19:01
I&#39;ll hold &#39;em off as long as I can but I only just got me licence...

http://hem.passagen.se/kantorp/datas...sionofbats.gif

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what does this lil human thinks he doin??


http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/invzim3.jpg

Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33;

BujuBuju:

I, Captain Neptylo of The Neptylon 7 give you one last chance to surrender and

face the court of The Righteous Flock for a just trial in this hideous matter.

Either you surrender, Either you will be Fartomcised for life&#33;&#33;&#33;

Your choice&#33;&#33;


Captain Neptylo The Invincable

[/captain neptylo entering the deck]

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Originally posted by SensualBarfing@25 February 2004 - 07:40
[/captain neptylo entering the deck]

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:o






:angry: Too late&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:








:ph34r:

:angry: :angry: :angry:

jubs was dumb enuf to walk into my cryotube again


lol hes frozen and we will kill him soon