The space monkeys are sedated. Don't worry.
For both same gender snoo snoo and monkey snoo snoo you can be the receiving end :lol:
Now gimme these chocolates!
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The space monkeys are sedated. Don't worry.
For both same gender snoo snoo and monkey snoo snoo you can be the receiving end :lol:
Now gimme these chocolates!
Trade the chocolates for some of the sedation (to help with monkey snoo snoo activities :ermm: )Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky1
Has all this got anything to ddo with the original topic of the thread ?
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Originally Posted by gemby!
:ohmy:
There's a topic?
Hey! you're the spammer. :blink:
Of course.
We are a cult, but then our head quarters in Bearsden got discovered by smelly old ladies so we had to venture into space.
We recaptured the Neptylon from the Klingons on the starboard bow but realised we had an energy problem. Though partly solved by the pig brought on board to make curry from SGG, it still wasn't enough.
Snoo Snoo is an essential substance of the cult so on board geekoid Guillaume found a way to derive energy from Snoo Snoo. We're trying out different Snoo Snoo formula to see which one is most effective in creating trusting energy.
Every member of the crew can be recognised by his/her personal post-it note. Since we're trying to escape normalism, yellow post-its are forbidden.
The constant darkness in space may lead to depression, which is why we had to hire Biggles so he could provide us with crisps and chocolate which he gets from the negotiations with the people from SpaceSlut who seem to be very interested in our Snoo Snoo experiment.
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Originally Posted by Skweeky1
Oh yes
:blink:
Has anyone noticed that Neptylon is an anagram of Nylon pet - has this anything to do with Manker's underwear?
dont blame me for your spammy ways :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Meep. :crying:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I'll do the whacking around here, tanksyou muchly. :01: :ermm:
Lookie what I swapped for 5 cans of Lager.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...foodstuffs.jpg
Who want's fruit salad? :w00t:
:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
err ... they are mostly vegetables
Yeah, the kiwi's and tangerine thingies were at the bottom of the box. But for your smartarseness, you will only get a leek.
Although that comes with old age anyway. :whistling
:dust:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:dry: I may be slightly creaky but I am not decrepit (well not entirely)
where's that plank?
:angry:
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Jonno?
I'm sure I saw him around earlier. :unsure:
:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I fear Jonno would make a cumbersome paddle substitute.
:shifty: or would he? :shifty:
:blink: Urm, nevermind.
So Jonno is a whacking tool?
Intresting. :shifty:
Who does the laundry round here?
I spilt some tea on my bubblewrap suit.
Wow, a tribute to me on the top right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Oh dear, the young lady is "turning Japanese".Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
I wonder if anyone will get this 1980's joke?
download "turning japanese" by the vapors, but do you know what it means?
That song is rude. :blushing:
And yeah, :Hobbes Rawks:
Edit; sorry that was SGG, wasn't it. :unsure:
About turning Japanese? PerhapsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
But then again you seemed very interested in that little doggy that licks.
I want the doctor to take your picture,
So I can look at you from inside as well.
:ohmy: :blushing:
I am intrested in the licky doggy.
Very intrested, indeed. :shifty:
You know, I was looking at the battery needed to run the "licky dog" and it was a 12 volt car battery. Be careful what you lick for. Err, wish for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:huh:
That thing I said about landing on Pluto was a joke
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Originally Posted by Skweeky1
Must be, cos we'll be landing on Taruwata Njakjika soon.
Beware; SnooSnoo is extremely dangerous onTaruwata Njakjika, esp. in
Bjorajerwq area.
Please fasten your straightjackets, please!!! :01:
YoNeptylo
Why is dangerous?
Do we have to take special precautions? What about the monkeys? Can we still use them?
Where is geekoid Guillaume when you need him???
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Originally Posted by Yogi
:ph34r:
I haven't got to grips with the monkeys yet
What about that sedative I gave you?
Besides, I think you're focussing too much on the monkeys. The records show that there has been no different gender Snoo Snoo in your compartment ever since you came on board.
Care to explain? :shifty:
These monkeys have different genders? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky1
They all look the same to me - must be the sedatives. :ermm:
Do i have to spell everything out to you??? :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky1
Monkey's are obligatary on Taruwata Njakjika!!! :01:
As long as they wear DjongBozzies and nailclippers. :shifty:
So, please, be gentle on Biggles as he is still figuring it out...........
O, my, God!!!! :helpsmili
Bjorajerwq'n Royal Gaurds are nearing!!! :ph34r:
Please engage in UpperWarp Cloag!!!
YoNylonPet
May I remind you of your place here Captain Yogi?
I AM still the leader of this cult :zelfingenomensmilie:
And i am the CAPTAIN of this spaceship!!! :powertripsmilie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky1
I'll leave you with those Bjorajerwq'n Royal Gaurds with no remource.....
Just heard BonerCheese is willing to lead the Cult!!! :obligatorycheesementioningsmilie: :devil:
Muwhahahaha!!!!!(2)
YoNepto
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Originally Posted by Yogi
The magnetic forces of the dark rings of Squargk have affected his mind :fear:
We must do something - send him to the snoo snoo chamber.
I have Squarks magnetic force ring for breakfast........ :blink: :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
/yonepto/offtoSnooSnooLand
HappyNightEveryone and behave on Taruwata Njakjika !!!! :01:
Oh dear...
sending Yogi to the Snoo Snoo chamber wasn't such a good idea..
it will take two weeks for ALL the monkeys to recover from this :(
Maybe quarantaine is the only solution for him at the moment :devil:
And no post-its or Pringles!
Has Snny snoo snoo'd snoopy yet? :unsure:
hey!! are you accepting new recruits? I look nice in a dress, so i hear... :innocent:
I was just floating around out here and heard all the ruckus...thought you might need a...um...maid? Someone has to clean up all the snoo snoo.. :ermm:
Um....with all this Snoo Snoo going on I don't think a maid would be any good around here...
[QUOTE=Lilmiss]Has Snny snoo snoo'd snoopy yet? :unsure:[/QUIT]
Are you implying you wouldn't notice if I did it with you? :unsure:
:(
Although just wearing the uniform would be nice. *those eyebrow similies that Robert uses (or are they his eyebrows? :unsure: ) *Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky1
Probably not today, I seem to be numb everywhere and.....Hey! Are you implying I'm a dog? :ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Can anyone get me some base really quickly? :huh:
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Originally Posted by SnnY
:lol:
Lilmiss, go and do something morally improving and take your mind off such things.