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:ohmy: A conspiracy theory, it's all deliberate ya know, they'll now make sure you have a good time and appreciate ya cos you're going.
:dry: Just remember the chav's my dear and once you've finished you'll be able to take off if they annoy ya rather than being stuck at work.
:D Take your cam if you're gonna belt the crap outta your puter, sure I'm not the only one here that often thinks of doing the same:lol:
:D I'm not bad, how boot you?
I take a picture on me jumping on the fecking thing, but my webcam thingy is having a tantrum too and just wants to take dark mysterious photos.
Haven't told any of the regulars I'm going yet cos they were on top form tonight, had me in giggles all night long with their impressions n stuff.
That chav eejit still hasn't given up txt'n me, and I'm thinking of selling my car. :cry:
/grumble, moan, whine...
:frusty: You sound as miserable as me ya old tart:P
:cry: Why you gonna sell your car??
:nono: I wouldn't tell your regs until the last minute, s'not so bad anyway, you'll still see em sometimes.
:dry: You sure you've told chavboy to feck off in no uncertain terms? Sometimes ya just gotta be downright cruel.
:clap: On the upside, I went to me Ma's yesterday and was telling her bout the toaster incident. She went "Ewwww, I cooked crumpets in that last week", this made us both start swallowing lots :sick: Then she remembered she had a brand new toaster in her cupboard.
:01: I now have a (thus far) mouse free toaster again. Which I'll be de-crumbing often:lol:
I'm not a happy bunny at the moment, but what's new? :P :unsure:
The car is just giving me grief at the moment, and as much as I adore her, I don't think it's really suitable to keep it. Theres so much work needs done on her, and even then I don't have any promises it will be completly fixed. I have loadsa places I would like to visit this year, and I dont wanna have to get trains n buses all over the country.
I given up replying to him, but still clock up a few texts everyday.
I have told me Ma on him though, who said she's gonna kick his c**t in.
Go Ma. :01:
(I sound like your ex, snitching on people to the oldies. :unsure: :D )
Hoorahs for the new toaster. :w00t:
Can I put my orders in for rat on crumpet?
Ah well, least we can be miserable and share it aboot in here:01:
:( Bugger, I had a car like that, mechanic said just sell it...... sell it noooooow:lol: I wasn't at all attached to it tho.
:) Least you've got pics of it and for a wee while, had a 'truly cool' car:P
:lol: Ya gotta love the Ma's dontcha.
Send the bugger in here and he'll get a right bollocking. ;) Or couldn't one of the pommie boys in here come for a visit and pretend they're you're new hawt lova?:lol:
:ph34r: Oh yipes, ya do indeed..... tho I think in your case it's actually warranted.
:frusty: I've spent the weekend fighting the urge to cave and ring him, only cos I got used to having someone around and it's tuff to re-adjust..... I shall prevail tho :01:
Naaaah, rat's old hat, we've progressed to cat on toast now
Here Patch...... come on lil princess..... got a loverly new heater for ya:P
PS
:mad3: What's this shit about too many bloody images??
:dry: Stoopid asses.
I love my lil car, and just last week I said I would never ever sell her. :cry:
I may get a pushbike instead, since this hour of sex workout has gone totally out the window.
I feel like a bowl of jelly onto top of a washing machine at the moment, but that could be something to do with the 3 pints of water i've just guzzled.
Don't give into the lil swine.
In fact, take his number off your phone just in case you get the urge after a drink or two. You know you're always welcome to join the convent with me if needs be. :happy:
We've been eating cat here, for years now.
They sneak into our curries on a Friday night. :ermm:
:console: You'll have to make sure she goes to a good home, at least tell em to lie to ya and say they're gonna restore her completely :D
:rolleyes: I too should probly invest in a deadly treadly..... cept I'm too damn lazy. I've got a Pilates dvd I borrowed off my sis, it's been sitting in my bookcase for about 2 weeks, I may even watch it one of these days :lol:
:01: I figure the first couple of weeks is the hardest and then I'll be used to my own wonderful company:lol: I think I'll just put me name down on ya waiting list for now:P
:ohmy: Didn't I see a doggy curry on Footballers Wives? :D I just luuuuurve that trashy show.
We put our cats in the Dim Sims from the Chinese takeaway shop.
:frusty: It's a public holiday here today, so I've got the wee rugrats running rampant and best go try and wrest some control from em.
You have good sleep when ya go Mrs Mchaggis xxx
Footballers Wives? :frusty: Oh why?
I have the first series of Shameless I keep intending on watching, but never get round to it. One day soon... :lookaroun
Have fun with the nippers, I'm sure a swift skelp round the ear would settle them down. Worked on me. :pinch:
Cheeriho's. :P
:blink: So is Shameless another name for Footy Wives or is that another treasure I've yet to enjoy?:wub:
:frusty: Speaking of Shameless......... why am I so weak as piss??
:rolleyes: One phone call is all it took for him to worm his way over here. I did stop short of tha hanky sp-anky....but I can't tell him to piss off unless I'm really, really pissed off with him. Which is often, but jesus. I think I need your pokey stick pronto.
:ph34r: Maybe you need to start a lowlight of ya day thread Missy, since I keep contaminating your 'happy' thread with my O.C. like angst.
:frusty: Bad you!!!
Give a boot up the arse n send him on his way.
I'll pull his toenails out, for a price. :shifty:
Had lunch with my ex today, which wasn't too bad.
He want's his LTJ t-shirt back, and I don't wanna give it him.
Suits me better. :happy:
lip the jacker?
:ermm: No fool, Less Than Jake.
Know anything about breaking puters?
Wanna give me some pointers? :lookaroun
I just won a free t-shirt !! :01:
A friend of mine asked me to be the witness/best man on her wedding. I accepted. :blushing:
Er... That means I'll have to dress like a penguin on said day, right? :unsure:
Indeed and congrats :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Altho' it's particularly unusual for a bride to ask for a best man, that's normally the groom's domain. Are you sure you're not to be a bridesmaid or a matron of honour :unsure:
I certainly hope not.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Have you any idea of how hard it is to find a dress my size? :shifty:
:lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
I should start searching now, justincase. If it turns out to be surplus to requirements then the shop may give you your money back - provided it's stain-free :ph34r:
Congrats Gee. :01:
Means you get to write a long winded speech and bore everyone.
Best man for the job, and all that. :whistling
I've got to wear a disguise and write a speech?
D'ya think it's too late to say no?
Yup, I imagine they have the several boxes of earplugs preordered. :happy:
You'll do a grand job. ;)
You know, I might have a second highlight today if I use teh stick. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:blink: You're gonna use the pokey stick on yourself Guillame?
:D Whatever floats ya boat I guess:P
Hmmmph... I never promised I'd never use it on you! :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
http://img258.echo.cx/img258/4518/stickanim5og.gif
:wub: Ohhhhhhh please do so sir.
I'm already prepared for violent attacks by crazed foreigners.
Just waiting for you feckers to try and invade. :shifty:
it took several seconds to realise you aren't ziggy :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
:mandatorybushjoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
He and I have got 1337 .gif making skills. I reckon it got you confused... :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
My highlight is.. I got a fuckin massive migrain and i brought it home and it kinda pissed everyone off lol
:frusty: How can you stand to look at the screen if you have a migraine, I fall to bits when I get em.
I dont know :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:rolleyes: So drug up and go sleep ya silly bugger:lol:
My head hurts too.
Generally means it will be sunny the next day. :dry:
Or I've drank far too much vodka.
:lol: I'd guess the latter.
:D How's you?
:ermm: I got homework and shit to do :pinch: :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:blink: You can't possibly do that if you've got a migraine. Best to sleep for a few hours then do homework and shit:)
I'm 'k. :P
Been in a fantastic mood all day and haven't even swore once.
/she lies through gritted teeth.
How's you, missus?
Have you made my damn cookies yet?
:D That's fanfuckingtastic:P
:frusty: Or would be if it were the trooth. So which was the lie, the good mood or the fowl language?
:unsure: I did send ya cookies, you not got em yet?
Cookies? :drool: