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It's been a fan-tastic year for the people of SportsDirectCastle.
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I hope man city thrash ewe next week, racists:snooty:
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Something Else
It's been a fan-tastic year for the people of SportsDirectCastle.
:lol:
That could catch on.
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IdolEyes787
Commie.
-doobs :snooty:
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Manchester City derby win will seal title - Kevin Keegan
I He would love it if we City could beat them. Love it. Manchester United haven’t won this yet, I'd he’d love it if we they beat them:smilie4:
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My son just earned his first facepalm. It wasn't the result of anything new, but the continued dumping of his breakfast tray (contents: cereal w/ milk, yogurt,raisins and bananas) one time beyond my human level of tolerance.
Kinda interesting in that he, even with impairment, was FULLY able to understand that I had moved beyond being mad (normally I just shout briefly when he dumps it), and had moved into cringing at his boneheadedness. The result: he looked at me, and with deliberate care, put his tray down, and began placing many of the items back on the tray.
The lesson to be gleaned from this: anger is far less effective on someone (at any age) than sheer, utter, ridicule. :happy:
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megabyteme
My son just earned his first facepalm. It wasn't the result of anything new, but the continued dumping of his breakfast tray (contents: cereal w/ milk, yogurt,raisins and bananas) one time beyond my human level of tolerance.
Kinda interesting in that he, even with impairment, was FULLY able to understand that I had moved beyond being mad (normally I just shout briefly when he dumps it), and had moved into cringing at his boneheadedness. The result: he looked at me, and with deliberate care, put his tray down, and began placing many of the items back on the tray.
The lesson to be gleaned from this: anger is far less effective on someone (at any age) than sheer, utter, ridicule. :happy:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/357938/
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I had a pair of prescription sunglasses made a couple of weeks ago. Most expensive sunglasses I've ever owned by a factor of ten. Hell, they're the second most expensive pair of glasses I've ever owned at that. They've got super special polarized lenses and stuff, yo.
I got to use them today. For ten minutes. Then it became cloudy again :emo:
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Also, good evening or whatever.
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I still wear my $150 Revos that I bought 8 years ago. Wore them this morning in fact. Protects my eyes from evil sun, I envy your clouds.
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I wear my sunglasses at night so I can watch you weave then breath your story lines.
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Obscure movie reference :dry:
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Pictorial evidence provides new slant on the Proper Bo alopecia saga:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...onsolation.jpg
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IdolEyes787
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can watch you weave then breath your story lines.
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Obscure movie reference :dry:
Obscure music reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
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:pinch:
You guise from the before time sure do listen to some shite.
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:pinch:
You guise from the before time sure do listen to some shite.
:sadwalk:
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:pinch:
You guise from the before time sure do listen to some shite.
:sadwalk:
thx for the explanatory note, though :wub:
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Obscure movie reference :dry:
Obscure music reference:
It's not obscure if you happen to be Canadian.It's not like I'm up on Cliff Richard.:unsure:
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You'd probably like to be though.
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:pinch:
You guise from the before time sure do listen to some shite.
I thought everyone would know this song.
So Ivana and I were watching a Rush episode of Trailer Park Boys, and by the end of the episode I could tell she didn't think it was a real band. That's when the interrogation started, I couldn't believe she had no clue who Rush was. Then I pulled up GrooveShark and started playing "Limelight", "Tom Sawyer", "The Spirit of Radio", "Freewill", "Fly by Night". And she didn't recognize a single one.
I was beyond dumbfounded and kept trying to find the most obvious example on Youtube when I came across this. The scenario got way too meta and she started freaking out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W3NERMKIBM
Fucking eastern europeans :no:
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mjmacky
I thought everyone would know this song.
So Ivana and I were watching a Rush episode of Trailer Park Boys, and by the end of the episode I could tell she didn't think it was a real band. That's when the interrogation started, I couldn't believe she had no clue who Rush was. Then I pulled up GrooveShark and started playing "Limelight", "Tom Sawyer", "The Spirit of Radio", "Freewill", "Fly by Night". And she didn't recognize a single one.
I was beyond dumbfounded and kept trying to find the most obvious example on Youtube when I came across this. The scenario got way too meta and she started freaking out.
[video]
Fucking eastern europeans :no:
Is it too late to get a refund on your defective mail order bride? :blink:
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mjmacky
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megabyteme
My son just earned his first facepalm. It wasn't the result of anything new, but the continued dumping of his breakfast tray (contents: cereal w/ milk, yogurt,raisins and bananas) one time beyond my human level of tolerance.
Kinda interesting in that he, even with impairment, was FULLY able to understand that I had moved beyond being mad (normally I just shout briefly when he dumps it), and had moved into cringing at his boneheadedness. The result: he looked at me, and with deliberate care, put his tray down, and began placing many of the items back on the tray.
The lesson to be gleaned from this: anger is far less effective on someone (at any age) than sheer, utter, ridicule. :happy:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/357938/
:lol::lol::lol: Too perfect! Now all I have to do is sharpen my skills with Adobe After Effects, and insert a Down's child into the clip...
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megabyteme
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mjmacky
:lol::lol::lol: Too perfect! Now all I have to do is sharpen my skills with Adobe After Effects, and insert a Down's child into the clip...
Wasn't it, I was halfway certain you were playing homage to that bit. So pretty scary if that's your first time watching. Better version on Hulu, but I wanted to post something universally accessible.
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Dave keeps mentioning he frequents other sites. I believe I found his FB page...
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mjmacky
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megabyteme
:lol::lol::lol: Too perfect! Now all I have to do is sharpen my skills with Adobe After Effects, and insert a Down's child into the clip...
Wasn't it, I was halfway certain you were playing homage to that bit. So pretty scary if that's your first time watching. Better version on Hulu, but I wanted to post something universally accessible.
I had actually seen that a long time ago, but had entirely forgotten that clip. My post was made from the hip within 2 minutes of the incident. Real facepalm. Real response from my son. Life imitating art imitating art... :happy:
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Dave keeps mentioning he frequents other sites. I believe I found his FB page...
That profile pic looks like booty.
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PIC
Dave keeps mentioning he frequents other sites. I believe I found his FB page...
That profile pic looks like booty.
And Dave says he never posts pics of Squeams. :o
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Hoi, chavois.
Have you got the walking dead comics? I want to jump onto the bandwagon.
It'd be brill if you could email me them, please <3
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The only thing I hate worse than the undead are bandwagon jumpers.
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I'm far too busy doing busy things like multi-tasking to develop any kind of taste for myself. I rely on you guise to tell me what to watch/wear/fuck.
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Hoi, chavois.
Have you got the walking dead comics? I want to jump onto the bandwagon.
It'd be brill if you could email me them, please <3
Sent, innit.
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manker
I'm far too busy doing busy things like multi-tasking to develop any kind of taste for myself. I rely on you guise to tell me what to watch/wear/fuck.
Here's a new GI Joe movie coming out.Bow-ties are never out of style.Obese women need love too.
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IdolEyes787
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manker
I'm far too busy doing busy things like multi-tasking to develop any kind of taste for myself. I rely on you guise to tell me what to watch/wear/fuck.
Here's a new GI Joe movie coming out.Bow-ties are never out of style.Obese women need love too.
I can whole heartedly recommend Battleship, and was going to suggest that Squeams has recently lowered her standards to "anyone she doesn't find at all attractive". You are welcome. If I'm ever in Wales, I expect you to be my wingman.
EDIT- and wear something Sci-fi themed.
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manker
I'm far too busy doing busy things like multi-tasking to develop any kind of taste for myself. I rely on you guise to tell me what to watch/wear/fuck.
Here's a new GI Joe movie coming out.Bow-ties are never out of style.Obese women need love too.
OK, I'm sure I found a pic of Idol on the internet, has been lying about his sex. I know why me and Idol were destined to be together now.
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IdolEyes787
Here's a new GI Joe movie coming out.Bow-ties are never out of style.Obese women need love too.
OK, I'm sure I found a pic of Idol on the internet, has been lying about his sex. I know why me and Idol were destined to be together now.
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Oddly, doable. Or is that "doable oddly". Either way, I believe her stories of time spent on a bicycle are VASTLY exaggerated.
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OK, I'm sure I found a pic of Idol on the internet, has been lying about his sex. I know why me and Idol were destined to be together now.
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Oddly, doable. Or is that "doable oddly". Either way, I believe her stories of time spent on a bicycle are VASTLY exaggerated.
It's genetics. Just check out Idol's calves.
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It's genetics. Just check out Idol's calves.
She's a rancher's daughter, too? Now it's getting hawt up in here!!! :w00t:
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What do you think a "hater's" job is...to hate. If you have someone hating on you right now you better think of how to get 5 more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger. Without haters most people wouldn't try to become better. Just tell them "b*tch u just hate me because you can't be me..."
The interweb is such a great source of intelligent quotes that you can use to make your point.I only wish that Katt had thrown in a faggot or two for emphasis.
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manker
Hoi, chavois.
Have you got the walking dead comics? I want to jump onto the bandwagon.
It'd be brill if you could email me them, please <3
Sent, innit.
Thanks very much, and for the program, too.
I didn't realise there were so many, sorry about the presumptuousness.
This will be the first comic series I've read since Spiderman when I was 19.
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IdolEyes787
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What do you think a "hater's" job is...to hate. If you have someone hating on you right now you better think of how to get 5 more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger. Without haters most people wouldn't try to become better. Just tell them "b*tch u just hate me because you can't be me..."
The interweb is such a great source of intelligent quotes that you can use to make your point.I only wish that Katt had thrown in a faggot or two for emphasis.
:sage:
As an aside, I'm just wondering if there's any way that black people can disguise their ethnicity on the internets.