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Ahoisup, morans :smilie4:
got fuck all to do tonight, none of my mates are out, they're all broke. the misses has gone out on a dress as a whore night and i can't go cos im not a female whore. :emo:
the first bourne films on at 10 though, perhaps in my pants with a beer :yup:
Steal the fuck outta Salt. It's Jason Bourne with bazonkas. Only shite. You'll love it.
funny you should say that my good mang, i stole an r5 of that this afternoon, might watch it tonight lyke :smilie4:
shite bazonkas are amongst some of my favourite bazonkas :smilie4:
my flatmate came home from work, got dressed (whored) up then she put some chipsticks in a bowl and poored a glass of smirnoff, left them both on the side then rushed off out without saying a word :eyebrows:
She's wants you to get drunk, get naked, and pretend to pass out on the couch, then she's going to rape you.
Do it.
that is so what i was thinking too!1 :o the fact that she's not said more than 8 words to me for the past almost two years is of no relevance. She's only 19, she's obviously got all these confusing sexy feelings :no:
fucking hell chaps she's come back two of the phitest slag mates!!!! ones a bit chubby but her face make-up and tits make up for it!! :o
/been bannished to my room now :emo: but they can't stop me leaving the door open and listening to them! :fist:
hahaha just heard the chubby one say "all my mates think i look like rihanna"! maybe if rihanna was a chubby little slut from brighton!! but still, i so would :o
i am so aroused right now. got to wait till tomorrow before i can stick it in anything, i could have a wank now but i want to bring my A game tomorrow... :unsure: there's the something about mary school of thinking of never go out with a loaded gun but that's when i've done some of my best work :eyebrows: one things for sure though, gonna fucking destroy the misses tomorrow. She lives with her mum, her mums out tomorrow night binge drinking so her house is ours = sofa fucking whilst watching the big telly :smilie4: