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Too bad no one's invented a job that involves writing because you'd probably do well at something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Also I'm pretty sure if someone did invent a job that involves writing,the use of drugs and alcohol would be more or less mandatory so you'd probably have no need to worry.
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Shucks. Coming from anyone else I'd take that as a compliment or something.
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Originally Posted by chalice
Shows what you know, bogtrotter. Being yet another colonial possession Kiwiland got to inherit all of Britain's legal and constitutional framework, as a result we have weird laws that do not even slightly pertain to life in terra incognita australis. Also since more than one of my relatives is a black sheep of the family, I've seen the british legal system in action a few times over the years, and it is as girly and hesitant to punish some evil fucker that desperately deserves it as the namby pamby version here, unless as I mentioned you were using your dick for a sock puppet, then you are well and truly stuffed.
There was a Ponzi scheme here last year, the main culprit got 5 years for $150 million and there is still millions outstanding, so financial crime is well worth doing (I'd go to one of our prison resorts for a few years with the promise a few million dollars at the other end).
So Ronny, back to my original premise..... I don't think you really rate a blip on the radar squire.
How does this assist me, you expatriated ginger, miserly fucker?
My soothing words were meant to assuage your fears and calm your febrile palpitations. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
If you're waiting for a hug you'll be waiting a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Anyway I see you have a bad case of the OlegLs and you feel the need to turn something positive into some negative so carry on up the Khyber.
When I was a sprogling, Carry On films were forbidden. When I was apprehended viewing them the TV would be invariably switched to something mundane as fuck. British institution you see. Same goes for established British sitcoms. Dad's Army, It Ain't 'Alf Hot, Mum, The Good Life, To The Manor Born. Loads. They preferred I'd watch The Exorcist. Not a peep when I watched Saturday night horror films. But they got somewhat apoplectic listening to British canned laughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787If you're waiting for a hug you'll be waiting a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Anyway I see you have a bad case of the OlegLs and you feel the need to turn something positive into some negative so carry on up the Khyber.
In this respect they became more interesting to me. Taboo. Looking at them now, they're pure wank. I'm over the gulity pleasure thing and can see the artlessness in it, innit.
I hope you're not suggesting that a bunch of unattractive and unlikable middle age people doing the same lame and highly sexist material over and over isn't highly entertaining.
Just a thought, but with your accountancy background you could emigrate and start your own Ponzi scheme Chavis? :naughty:
As long as I can get to fuck your finest, most attractive horses unimpeded I'm there, Artichoke.