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yes unless the mushrooms are being fried for dinner. too much at steak then.
why do they put Easter eggs in boxes? the corners of the boxes stop them rolling. :cry:
It is an EU policy to stop the abuse of innocent unborn (by definition) chocolate embryos. Shame on you for trying to roll them, it is not like they are chocolate logs.
Do my video delta frames all contain Chuck Norris?
there is only one frame, that is Chuck Norris
in the electricity stores how many meters are in a metre?
All down to Mr. Farah, many Pico Farahs at least but you may have some impedance
Why do relays want to bounce (we are digging up my early years now :))
...and well done on the Chuck Delta Force link, I thought it was obscure but you are on my odd wave length :)
impedance or impudence?
relays bounce because they don't repair the potholes correctly.
why do dogs bury a bone, is it because we bury bones?
Dogs are saving for a hike in Marrowbone Jelly prices. We just do it because we killed the broker selling Marrowbone Jelly to keep the dogs down
Is a super nova better than a nova? I've had Vauxhall cars over the years and not sure that can be true.
a super nova has a satnav
why does grass keep growing, just to get cut down again?
It is reaching for the heavens and enlightenment, never going to get there but the struggle makes `em happy (suckers)
Where do the fairies live if you don`t have a garden?
a local pub caters for them, there they will grant all your wishes, so I hear.:rolleyes:
where would we go if they closed all the shops?